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Don't You F*cking Dare Mug

Don't You F*cking Dare Mug

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Don't You F*cking Dare Mug

Desk-usting Behaviour

Let me paint a little picture for you: you've arranged your office desk just the way you like it. It's your thoughtfully created working space - your own personal haven, if you will. Perhaps there's a pot plant in one corner. Perhaps a picture of your kids or you and your mate dressed up. Maybe a tastefully arranged knick knack or two. We're just guessing here. The details don't matter. What DOES matter, though, is the way your colleague sees fit to come up to your desk with no prior warning and dump literally armfuls of random stuff all over your desk. Things that require your urgent attention. Things that take up not only desk space but head space. Things that, quite frankly, cut into your precious 'me time'.

Honestly, if that colleague wouldn't keep giving you work to do, this would be a great place to work. So how can you stop them? Well you could try putting barbed wire around the perimeter, or buying an attack weasel to patrol your desk, but there is a simpler solution. Simply place this funny office mug strategically in the middle of your desk and hope that they get the hint. It doesn't mince words, warning baldly: 'Don't you f*cking dare put another thing on my desk' (with no * - it actually says the actual naughty word!) I mean, if that doesn't put a stop to their selfish behaviour then nothing will. Except maybe the attack weasel.

About The Product

  • Tactical use of the shredder can also help deal with this problem
  • Tidy desk, tidy mind
  • It's not a messy desk, it's the next Turner prize winner
  • Great Secret Santa office gift
  • Enjoy making a statement in the office
  • Standard size mug measuring approx. 12 x 9.5 x 8 cm
  • Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher

Please note that the actual text on the mug is not censored

What Do You Get?

  • 1 x Don't You F*cking Dare Mug

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: fms050

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I ordered this product but was sent another mug.I needed the present for Christmas so there wasn’t enough time to send it back so I just gave it to my friend! There is nothing wrong with the mug.It’s just not the one I ordered.

Secret Santa gift as it had to be funny. Nice quality mug and it cracked everyone up in work. My parcel arrived on time. Would recommend.

Bought this for my boss as the quote on the mug is something she says most days! Mug is good quality and the print is clear and solid. I bought three other things from the website at the same time and I’m more than happy with them all.

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