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18+ Rude Secret Santa Gifts & Present Ideas

Sometimes, the most fun part of exchanging Secret Santa presents is seeing how cheeky you can get. With our rude Secret Santa gifts, you can do exactly that. Whether you have to buy something for a colleague, or you and your mates have decided to keep costs down this year, there are rude and small Christmas presents to find right here. So, get your naughty list out, grab a cheeky drink, and explore all our rude options for a secret surprise to make them blush. If you’ve got a specific budget you need to limit yourself to, use the handy filters to the left of the page to browse rude gifts under a tenner and between £10 and £20.

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Men's Alone Time Tissues
£4.99
Stress Boobs
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£4.99
£5.99 Save £1 (16%)
Toasty Balls Handwarmers
£5.99
Nice Cockerel Socks
£4.99
Happy Stan Multi Screwdriver
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£5.99
£7.99 Save £2 (25%)
Inflatable Willy Fighting Game
£12.99
Rude Lord Victoriana Mug
£6.99
Duck with a Willy
£5.99
Stress Willy
£4.99
Offensive Pen Set
£6.99
Giant Stress Boob Stress Ball
£6.99
Rude Women's Nether Regions Face Towel
£9.99
Naughty Fluid Game
£14.99
Inflatable Willy Costume
£24.99
Filthy Snap Card Game
£8.99
Rude Willy Face Bath Towel
£9.99
Willy Care Kit
£16.99
Nookii Board Game
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£19.99
£21.99 Save £2 (9%)
Rude I'm An Idiot Mug
£4.99
Inflatable Exotic Dancer Apron
£9.99
Rude Phonetic Alphabet Phrase Mugs
£9.99
Rude I Love Bum T-Shirts
£14.99
For Fox Sake Men’s Socks
£4.99
Nice Cockerel Men’s Socks Gift Set
£14.99
Sweary Socks Gift Set for Men
£14.99
Rude Phonetic Alphabet Phrases T-Shirts
£14.99
Inflatable Boob Slippers
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£5.99
£9.99 Save £4 (40%)
Black and White Unt Mug
£4.99
Funny People Person Mug
£3.99
Gummy Kama Sutra
£3.99
Wanky Candles
£5.99
Boobie Water Gun
£5.99
Rude I Love Bum Mug
£4.99
After Dinner Willies
£6.99
Silent Alarm Clock
£3.99
Naughty Female Adult Jelly Sweets
£3.99
Stressticles
£4.99
Pee Pee Bib
£3.99
Great Blue Tits Socks
£4.99
Willy Pasta
£2.99
Emergency Vibrator
£6.99
Grow Your Own Hairy Pussycat
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£4.99
£5.99 Save £1 (16%)
Stress Balls
£4.99
100 Ways To Eat Chicken
£6.99
Prosecco Willies
£4.99
Ring for Sex Bell
£4.99
Willy Racing Toys
£3.99
Candy Nipple Tassels
£4.99
Kama Sutra Playing Cards
£4.99
Extra Small Condoms
£2.99
Boobie Blindfold Eye Mask
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£3.99
£4.99 Save £1 (20%)
Jelly Willies - Willy Sweets
£3.99
After Dinner Nipples
£5.99
Ball Scratcher
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£11.99
£12.99 Save £1 (7%)
No Bull BS Card Game
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£11.99
£13.99 Save £2 (14%)
100 Kama Sutra Scratch Off Bucket List
£12.99
Willy Bath Plug
£4.99
Willy Exerciser
£3.99
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Cheeky Secret Santa gifts for the office

Got a colleague who hates working their 9-5 job? Our collection of rude mug gifts which will make their working week a little less painful. Perhaps they need a daily reminder of just how amazing they are. We have a selection of mugs which tell them just that with a healthy dose of swear words to reinforce the feelgood attitude. If they are part of the world of customer service but hate people, the offensive “Do I Look Like a People Person?” or “Patience of a Saint” mug is sure to win over a few laughs.

Know someone who stresses out about absolutely everything? Give them a stress ball with a naughty twist they can squeeze to their heart's content. From boobs and bums to willies and balls, there’s a cheeky and fun way to instantly release their inner turmoil any time, anywhere. Perhaps you still have no clue what to buy. Go classic whilst adding a dose of rudeness with a pair of socks. We’ve got styles full of profanities about meetings, tits and more. There’s even a cock sock to keep his nether regions warm during the upcoming cold months.