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Illustrated Adult Nursery Rhymes Hardback Book

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Hey diddle, diddle... 

Classic nursery rhymes seemed sweet and innocent back in the day, but you know better now that you've grown up. Nevertheless, this illustrated book takes the world of nursery rhymes to the next level with explicit versions which will shock any reader. In fact, they might even ruin some fond childhood memories. 

There are a whopping 144 pages filled with updated rhymes. Think Humpty DumptyLittle Bo PeepMary Mary, and Baa Baa Black Sheep. Plus, with its beautifully designed hardback cover, this gift will bring a touch of class to any 18+ bookshelf... Until its contents are read, that is.

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About this product

  • A hilarious book filled with adult nursery rhymes. 
  • Features likes of Mary MaryHumpty Dumpty and more.
  • 144 pages, including vintage illustrations.
  • Bound in a classic hardback cover. 
  • Suitable for ages 18+ only. 
  • Measures 18.5 x 13.4 x 1 cm.

Item code: box288

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Product reviews

9 5 Star Reviews
1 4 Star Reviews
1 3 Star Reviews
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11 All Reviews

Beware, this book is rude - but great fun for those not offended by raunch.

John Dixon | 17/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

This is a gift for someone, not as good as anticipated

C. Beardmore | 09/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

So funny made me laugh out load lots of fun guaranteed on Christmas Day a little rude in places be hey it is adults

Christine | 07/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great Christmas stocking filler

Jennie | 24/11/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Was by chance that I came up on this site. The book was cheap but great quality. I wouldn't hesitate to purchase form here again.

Zoe B | 09/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

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