Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Brace yourself for the most awkwardly funny book you’ll ever wrap up.

This delightfully daft collection of totally unarousing images is designed to make anyone laugh and lose any amorous ambition, fast. Equal parts absurd and brilliant, it’s the cheeky coffee table gift that’ll raise eyebrows (and not much else). Ideal for birthdays, stag dos, office Secret Santas, or that one mate who thinks they’ve seen everything.

If you're buying for someone with a sense of humour and zero shame, congratulations, you've nailed it.