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Grow Your Own Hairy Cock
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Grow Your Own Hairy Cock

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Overview

Know anyone who loves a bit of manscape gardening? Or perhaps someone you know needs to get better at it?? Why not give them this Grow Your Own Hairy Cock Kit so they can practice shaping and trimming?

Simply soak the cock and soon enough, grass will sprout out of the cockerel’s back. Once you have a good crop of grass, you’ll be able to prune it to your heart’s content. Style it up in whatever way you like. Then it’ll be ready to show off! Don’t be shy! Something this well manicured should be paraded for all to marvel at!

Whether you’re a seasoned cock-growing expert or new to the game, you’ll love growing your cheeky cock. Just like landscape gardening only more fun (and you won’t do your back in)!

 

About this product

  • Hilarious grass-growing Cockerel
  • Comes complete with grass seeds and watering bowl
  • Simply soak in water, sit back and watch this cock grow a fine crop of grass hair
  • Pack measures approx. 10.6 x 12 x 10.2 cm

Product code: dgp290

What do you get

  • 1 x Grow A Hairy Cock

 

Delivery

  • UK Standard - Dispatched same working day (1-4 working days) (Order before 5:00pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 5:00pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe is available for this item
  • Worldwide is available for this item

Product reviews

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9 All Reviews

Just what I wanted for secret Santa gift

Mrs Karyna Gibbons | 03/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

This was bought as part of a funny joke gift for Christmas

Guest | 30/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Perfect unique fun gift

Kerry Rigby | 28/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Fun stocking filler

Lynne | 24/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Good fun. Bought as a gift.

Dawn | 16/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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