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Grow Your Own Hairy Cock

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Overview

Know anyone who loves a bit of manscape gardening? Or perhaps someone you know needs to get better at it?? Why not give them this Grow Your Own Hairy Cock Kit so they can practice shaping and trimming?

Simply soak the cock and soon enough, grass will sprout out of the cockerel’s back. Once you have a good crop of grass, you’ll be able to prune it to your heart’s content. Style it up in whatever way you like. Then it’ll be ready to show off! Don’t be shy! Something this well manicured should be paraded for all to marvel at!

Whether you’re a seasoned cock-growing expert or new to the game, you’ll love growing your cheeky cock. Just like landscape gardening only more fun (and you won’t do your back in)!

 

About this product

  • Hilarious grass-growing Cockerel
  • Comes complete with grass seeds and watering bowl
  • Simply soak in water, sit back and watch this cock grow a fine crop of grass hair
  • Pack measures approx. 10.6 x 12 x 10.2 cm

Product code: dgp290

What do you get

  • 1 x Grow A Hairy Cock

 

Delivery

Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
£3.99
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 6:30pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day
£6.99
Worldwide Standard
Estimated arrival 6-12 business days
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Worldwide Express
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Product reviews

23 5 Star Reviews
2 4 Star Reviews
0 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
5 1 Star Reviews
30 All Reviews

Grow you're own hairy cock! Well I already have one, but I sent it to a lady who doesn't have one as I though she'd like it. She was over the moon. Great stuff guys

John Wright | 20/04/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Very good,,

khurram | 08/03/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Perfectly funny x

Julie m | 05/03/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Item never recieved

Karen | 21/02/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Given to a friend. Waiting to see what happens.

Stephen Manuel | 17/02/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

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