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Grow Your Own Hairy Cock

(40 Reviews)
£4.99 was £9.99 save £5.00
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Overview

Know anyone who loves a bit of manscape gardening? Or perhaps someone you know needs to get better at it?? Why not give them this Grow Your Own Hairy Cock Kit so they can practice shaping and trimming?

Simply soak the cock and soon enough, grass will sprout out of the cockerel’s back. Once you have a good crop of grass, you’ll be able to prune it to your heart’s content. Style it up in whatever way you like. Then it’ll be ready to show off! Don’t be shy! Something this well manicured should be paraded for all to marvel at!

Whether you’re a seasoned cock-growing expert or new to the game, you’ll love growing your cheeky cock. Just like landscape gardening only more fun (and you won’t do your back in)!

 

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About this product

  • Hilarious grass-growing Cockerel
  • Comes complete with grass seeds and watering bowl
  • Simply soak in water, sit back and watch this cock grow a fine crop of grass hair
  • Pack measures approx. 10.6 x 12 x 10.2 cm

Item code: dgp290

Delivery

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Estimated arrival 6-12 business days
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Product reviews

33 5 Star Reviews
2 4 Star Reviews
0 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
5 1 Star Reviews
40 All Reviews

My grow your own hairy cock came on time well packed bought it for a Xmas gift a perfect stocking filler

Marie Bidwell | 23/11/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought as a present for Christmas item looks great and really quick delivery

Sharon | 17/11/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought for present for someone, they absolutely loved it! Very funny ??

KERRY | 30/10/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Brother in law loved such 'a thoughtful gift' and had a good laugh

Anthony Riley | 30/05/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought for a joke birthday gift. Sure it will provide lots of laughs next month when it's passed on

Gillian | 16/03/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

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