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Grow Your Own Hairy Cock

(44 Reviews)
£6.99
In Stock - Posted out by 28th May

Overview

Know anyone who loves a bit of manscape gardening? Or perhaps someone you know needs to get better at it?? Why not give them this Grow Your Own Hairy Cock Kit so they can practice shaping and trimming?

Simply soak the cock and soon enough, grass will sprout out of the cockerel’s back. Once you have a good crop of grass, you’ll be able to prune it to your heart’s content. Style it up in whatever way you like. Then it’ll be ready to show off! Don’t be shy! Something this well manicured should be paraded for all to marvel at!

Whether you’re a seasoned cock-growing expert or new to the game, you’ll love growing your cheeky cock. Just like landscape gardening only more fun (and you won’t do your back in)!

 

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About this product

  • Hilarious grass-growing Cockerel
  • Comes complete with grass seeds and watering bowl
  • Simply soak in water, sit back and watch this cock grow a fine crop of grass hair
  • Pack measures approx. 10.6 x 12 x 10.2 cm

Item code: dgp290

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Product reviews

36 5 Star Reviews
3 4 Star Reviews
0 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
5 1 Star Reviews
44 All Reviews

Brilliant!

Karen | 18/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

great fun.

Judith Shaw | 14/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Just Brilliant ??

Joanna Davies | 09/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Boxes came squashed

L Sherwood | 29/11/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

My grow your own hairy cock came on time well packed bought it for a Xmas gift a perfect stocking filler

Marie Bidwell | 23/11/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

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