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Offensive Pen Set

(30 Reviews)
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Every office has one or two, most classrooms contain quite a few, and pretty much every family home is full of them, the elusive “Pennus Banditos”, also known as Pen Thieves!

At first glace this might just look like a generic, standard set of ball point pens, but really, they’re much, much more. They have a special power to those who dare possess them… shock, humour, offend anyone and everyone and make a clear and definitive statement - without having to utter a single word!

Whether you want to warn off annoyances and thieves, or let your friend or PENemy know exactly how much you like them, each set contains one of five beautifully-phrased messages, embossed and placed on the shaft of the pen – one for each week day:

  • Actually, just f**k off
  • Hands off my pen, pr*ck
  • I wish I could f***ing spell
  • Property of C***y McF***face
  • These dull f***ers think I'm working

Send a clear-cut message that you’ve had enough with a delightfully profanity-laden assortment of slick black-cased, reliable ballpoint writing pens. Each pen is a perfect tool, accessory and weapon for the professional, serious, playful and not-so-sensitive scribe - after all, the pen is mightier than the sword.


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About this product

  • Inject some fun and humour into the office, workplace, class, or home
  • Add some individual style to your stationary
  • Yellow text lettering, even the most prolific thieves can’t miss!
  • Safe for work – censored profanity
  • High quality aesthetic for the most “professional” impression
  • Ball-point functionality
  • Click-action activation and retraction
  • Handy clip tops for placing on books, papers, dividers and pockets
  • A choice of five embossed sentiments to choose from

Item code: fun371

Reasons to buy

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  • Next day delivery available


Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
from £3.99
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day

Product reviews

25 5 Star Reviews
2 4 Star Reviews
2 3 Star Reviews
1 2 Star Reviews
0 1 Star Reviews
30 All Reviews

Not a bad gift for someone with a sense of humour and no offended!

Malfoy | 25/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought this as a secret santa gift. The recipient found it very amusing and can't wait to use them

Tina | 20/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

They are very good looking pens and will be good in the office.

Elaine | 30/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Item as described

Miss Brown | 26/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Love these pens, I bought as a secret Santa gift Not impressed about delivery though as it came late

Danielle | 04/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

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