Every office has one or two, most classrooms contain quite a few, and pretty much every family home is full of them, the elusive “Pennus Banditos”, also known as Pen Thieves!
At first glace this might just look like a generic, standard set of ball point pens, but really, they’re much, much more. They have a special power to those who dare possess them… shock, humour, offend anyone and everyone and make a clear and definitive statement - without having to utter a single word!
Whether you want to warn off annoyances and thieves, or let your friend or PENemy know exactly how much you like them, each set contains one of five beautifully-phrased messages, embossed and placed on the shaft of the pen – one for each week day:
Send a clear-cut message that you’ve had enough with a delightfully profanity-laden assortment of slick black-cased, reliable ballpoint writing pens. Each pen is a perfect tool, accessory and weapon for the professional, serious, playful and not-so-sensitive scribe - after all, the pen is mightier than the sword.
Item code: fun371
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days £4.99 |
Next Working Day Next working day (Order before 6:30pm Monday to Friday) Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day £6.99 |
Worldwide Standard Estimated arrival 6-12 business days Calculated at Checkout |
Worldwide Express Estimated arrival 3-5 business days Calculated at Checkout |
Great for a rude gift
Gwyneth | 02/07/22 | Collected by Trustpilot
Bought as a present but everyone in the office now would like a pack
ANN | 07/04/22 | Collected by Trustpilot
Great funny pens!
nick hillard | 24/03/22 | Collected by Trustpilot
Recipient absolutely loved this gift. It was a Father's Day Pressie from Archie the Parrot (who we hope won't be using any of the words on the pens) ??
TraeZ | 15/07/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
Bought as a gift. Recipient was more than happy
Evey Moffat | 18/04/21 | Collected by Trustpilot