No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.
Take your pick from our three classic fragrances:
It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!
They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!
Product code: fun324
| 13 | 5 Star Reviews |
| 0 | 4 Star Reviews |
| 1 | 3 Star Reviews |
| 1 | 2 Star Reviews |
| 3 | 1 Star Reviews |
| 18 | All Reviews |
Smells good
Carl Schubert Wilkins | 07/12/19 | Collected by Trustpilot
This product was considerably smaller than I expected . I’d have returned it had I bought it at a local shop
Mrs Jill Saunders | 04/11/19 | Collected by Trustpilot
great fun gift
jeannie | 30/09/19 | Collected by Trustpilot
Funny gift, smells great
S Anelay | 16/09/19 | Collected by Trustpilot
Comedy product bought as a joke present, candle itself smells lovely
Keith | 16/07/19 | Collected by Trustpilot
