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Wanky Candles

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48 Reviews
Trustpilot 4.5 stars out of 5
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No more spunking your money away 🕯️

No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.

Take your pick from our five classic fragrances:

  • Knob Cheese
  • Sweaty Bollox
  • Fanny Farts
  • Eau de C*nt
  • Sweaty Minge

It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!

They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!

About this product

  • Choose one of 5 delightful varieties!
  • Estimated burning time 18-20 hours of wanky candle fragrance
  • Measures approx. diameter 6 cm x height 9 cm
  • Materials: wax, glass
  • Please note: this is a genuine candle, please use responsibly
  • Also note, there are various designs of labels stocked. You may receive a slightly different style. 

Item code: fun324

What do you get

  • 1 x Wanky Candle

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 6:30pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day
Europe Standard
Please note, we no longer sell to EU Countries
Calculated at Checkout
Europe Express
Please note, we no longer sell to EU Countries
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Worldwide Standard
Estimated arrival 6-12 business days
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Worldwide Express
Estimated arrival 3-5 business days
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Product reviews

Trustpilot - Over 36,000 Reviews
25 5 Star Reviews
1 4 Star Reviews
6 3 Star Reviews
2 2 Star Reviews
14 1 Star Reviews
48 All Reviews

Really happy with my purchase…I brought vanilla & it smells divine x

Kerrie burdett Burdett | 23/05/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Tbh I was really disappointed when it arrived due to how small it was. Its probably my fault for not reading all the info properly and seeing the dimensions. But for the price charged I expected bigger

Naomi k | 24/03/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Online pic looks much bigger than it is, label wasn't even on glass smoothly

Cassie | 09/03/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Thought it was bigger than what it was but it was a very funny present

Valerie | 04/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Haven't received

Nisha | 29/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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