No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.
Take your pick from our three classic fragrances:
It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!
They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!
Product code: fun324
| 15 | 5 Star Reviews |
| 0 | 4 Star Reviews |
| 2 | 3 Star Reviews |
| 1 | 2 Star Reviews |
| 5 | 1 Star Reviews |
| 23 | All Reviews |
Crap, tiny sized and overly priced.
Mr Steven Wickham | 31/07/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Excellent.....
Tony | 03/03/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Candle is small but smells fab and is funny
Ms janice weeks | 17/12/19 | Collected by Trustpilot
Very small candle for the price! Funny but overpriced
Lee McGarry | 17/12/19 | Collected by Trustpilot
total rip off
Christine Mckee | 16/12/19 | Collected by Trustpilot
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