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No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.
Take your pick from our five classic fragrances:
It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!
They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!
Item code: fun324
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days £4.99 |
Next Working Day Next working day (Order before 6:30pm Monday to Friday) Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day £6.99 |
Europe Standard Please note, we no longer sell to EU Countries Calculated at Checkout |
Europe Express Please note, we no longer sell to EU Countries Calculated at Checkout |
Worldwide Standard Estimated arrival 6-12 business days Calculated at Checkout |
Worldwide Express Estimated arrival 3-5 business days Calculated at Checkout |
| 25 | 5 Star Reviews |
| 1 | 4 Star Reviews |
| 6 | 3 Star Reviews |
| 2 | 2 Star Reviews |
| 14 | 1 Star Reviews |
| 48 | All Reviews |
Really happy with my purchase…I brought vanilla & it smells divine x
Kerrie burdett Burdett | 23/05/22 | Collected by Trustpilot
Tbh I was really disappointed when it arrived due to how small it was. Its probably my fault for not reading all the info properly and seeing the dimensions. But for the price charged I expected bigger
Naomi k | 24/03/22 | Collected by Trustpilot
Online pic looks much bigger than it is, label wasn't even on glass smoothly
Cassie | 09/03/22 | Collected by Trustpilot
Thought it was bigger than what it was but it was a very funny present
Valerie | 04/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
Haven't received
Nisha | 29/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
