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Wanky Candles

(89 Reviews)
Regular Price £13.99
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Overview

No more spunking your money away 🕯️

No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.

Take your pick from our five classic fragrances:

  • Knob Cheese
  • Sweaty Bollox
  • Fanny Farts
  • Eau de C*nt
  • Sweaty Minge

It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla or coconut. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!

They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!

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About this product

  • Choose one of 5 delightful varieties!
  • Estimated burning time 18-20 hours of wanky candle fragrance
  • Measures approx. diameter 6 cm x height 9 cm
  • Materials: wax, glass
  • Please note: this is a genuine candle, please use responsibly
  • Also note, there are various designs of labels stocked. You may receive a slightly different style. 

Item code: fun324

Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.

Delivery

Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
from £3.99
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day
£6.99
Worldwide Standard
Estimated arrival 6-12 business days
Calculated at Checkout
Worldwide Express
Estimated arrival 3-5 business days
Calculated at Checkout

Product reviews

42 5 Star Reviews
5 4 Star Reviews
9 3 Star Reviews
8 2 Star Reviews
25 1 Star Reviews
89 All Reviews

Perfect funny gift for a friend

Mrs Lois Carter | 30/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Brought as a funny gift and they loved it and they smelt great

CARRIE JONES | 29/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Really cheap product, sticker not even accurately positioned or stuck on. Not worth the money

Nicola | 27/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Size was smaller than i thought

Clive Cooper | 24/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

My friends wife will love this

Paul ross | 22/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

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