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Wanky Candles

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No more spunking your money away 🕯️

No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.

Take your pick from our three classic fragrances:

  • Knob Cheese
  • Sweaty Bollox
  • Fanny Farts

It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!

They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!

About this product

  • Choose one of three delightful varieties!
  • Estimated burning time 18-20 hours of wanky candle fragrance
  • Measures approx. diameter 6 cm x height 9 cm
  • Materials: wax, glass
  • Please note: this is a genuine candle, please use responsibly
  • Also note, there are various designs of labels stocked. You may receive a slightly different style. 

Product code: fun324

What do you get

  • 1 x Wanky Candles

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe is available for this item
  • Worldwide is available for this item

Product reviews

24 5 Star Reviews
1 4 Star Reviews
5 3 Star Reviews
1 2 Star Reviews
14 1 Star Reviews
45 All Reviews

Thought it was bigger than what it was but it was a very funny present

Valerie | 04/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Haven't received

Nisha | 29/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Haven't received

Nisha | 29/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Never received

Kevin Frewer | 25/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great candle

Patricia Robson | 25/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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