No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.
Take your pick from our three classic fragrances:
It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!
They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!
Product code: fun324
| 21 | 5 Star Reviews |
| 1 | 4 Star Reviews |
| 5 | 3 Star Reviews |
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| 5 | 1 Star Reviews |
| 33 | All Reviews |
Came really quickly thank you
Bev | 06/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Smaller than expected for the money, it is about the same size as the photo if you click on it.
Helen | 05/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Thought they would have been slightly bigger though I'm happy that I've managed to get good 'joke' presents.
Emma W | 03/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Not very big and it was tiny for the money
S Allcorn | 24/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Good quality
Teresa Harding | 24/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
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