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Wanky Candles

Only £6.99
Arrives before Christmas
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Wanky Candles

No more spunking your money away 🕯️

No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.

Take your pick from our three classic fragrances:

  • Knob Cheese
  • Sweaty Bollox
  • Fanny Farts

It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!

They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!

About The Product

  • Choose one of three delightful varieties!
  • Estimated burning time 18-20 hours of wanky candle fragrance
  • Measures approx. diameter 6 cm x height 9 cm
  • Materials: wax, glass
  • Please note: this is a genuine candle, please use responsibly

What Do You Get?

  • 1 x Wanky Candles

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: fun324

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