No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.
Take your pick from our three classic fragrances:
It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!
They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!
Product code: fun324
| 23 | 5 Star Reviews |
| 1 | 4 Star Reviews |
| 5 | 3 Star Reviews |
| 1 | 2 Star Reviews |
| 10 | 1 Star Reviews |
| 40 | All Reviews |
Thought it was bigger than what it was but it was a very funny present
Valerie | 04/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
Haven't received
Nisha | 29/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Certainly different not much like it out there , quick and easy delivery, its alot smaller than I imagined
P D | 20/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
cheap and poor quality - arrived broken!
Sam | 18/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Product was broken and they couldn't even replace it, after being told new stock was coming in and it would be replaced!!! Disgraceful!!
Jimmy | 17/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
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