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Wanky Candles

Only £6.99
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Overview

No more spunking your money away 🕯️

No, that’s not a spelling mistake, we didn’t mean to write ‘Swanky Candles’ or even ‘Manky Candles’. These are genuine, authentically filthy Wanky Candles, here to help you relieve tension at the stroke of a match.

Take your pick from our three classic fragrances:

  • Knob Cheese
  • Sweaty Bollox
  • Fanny Farts

It really doesn’t matter which you choose, because when you actually get your nose stuck in there, they all smell like soothing vanilla. You didn’t think someone had actually bottled 'eau de knob cheese' did you? Lord save us!

They’re the perfect smutty addition to your friend’s birthday present, or a hysterical stocking filler or Secret Santa present. Well, you know, with all that talk of ‘jingle balls’ and ‘Santa’s sack’, everyone’s up for a bit of filth at Christmas!

About this product

  • Choose one of three delightful varieties!
  • Estimated burning time 18-20 hours of wanky candle fragrance
  • Measures approx. diameter 6 cm x height 9 cm
  • Materials: wax, glass
  • Please note: this is a genuine candle, please use responsibly
  • Also note, there are various designs of labels stocked. You may receive a slightly different style. 

Product code: fun324

What do you get

  • 1 x Wanky Candles

Reasons to buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.

Delivery

  • Same Day Dispatch (2-4 working days) (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • UK Standard (2-4 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe is available for this item
  • Worldwide is available for this item

Product reviews

12 5 Star Reviews
0 4 Star Reviews
1 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
3 1 Star Reviews
16 All Reviews

great fun gift

jeannie | 30/09/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Funny gift, smells great

S Anelay | 16/09/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Comedy product bought as a joke present, candle itself smells lovely

Keith | 16/07/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Hilarious, got the reaction I wanted and expected

Mark P | 21/02/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

The item arrived on time and was as described.. thanks

Mrs L Moore | 11/01/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

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