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Dick Face Towel

Dick Face Towel

Only £8.99
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Dick Face Towel

If 'cleanliness is next to godliness' then this novelty dick face towel is what you've been waiting for. Its two sides each have ‘Dick’ and ‘Face’ embroidered on respectively so you’ll never be in doubt about where to brush the towel. Hurrah! No more excuses for being unhygienic.

Believe it or not, your tiny crown jewels (despite looking like the last chicken in the butcher’s window) deserve some pampering. Luckily, this towel is made from 100% polyester so it’ll feel lovely and soft as you carefully dry them after their much needed wash. Always keep tabs on your meat and two veg and ensure they don't brush against your unsuspecting face with this soft-to-the-touch Dick Face Towel.

This gift is perfect for any man in your life. It's even better for the man that has everything except a good grasp of personal hygiene.

About The Product

  • Made of 100% polyester and can be machine washed on a cool wash
  • The perfect gift for any man
  • Promotes hygiene and looks good while doing it!
  • Embroidered 'Dick' and 'Face' on opposing sides of the towel
  • For the man that has everything...he certainly doesn't have this
  • Practical and funny towel!
  • Measures aprox. 62 x 120 cm

What Do I Get?

  • 1 x Dick Face towel

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: map454

Product Reviews

33 5 Star Reviews
12 4 Star Reviews
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47 All Reviews

Great quality. Actually made my laugh

mike donaldson | 29/11/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Fabulous. Service perfection

Sharon Berry | 26/11/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Ok for a humorous gift

Julie | 21/11/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Amusing present for those difficult to buy for

Janet Calderbank | 14/11/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great gift

S Anelay | 16/09/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

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