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Dick Face Towel

(60 Reviews)
£5.99 was £14.99 save £9.00
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If 'cleanliness is next to godliness' then this novelty dick face towel is what you've been waiting for. Its two sides each have ‘Dick’ and ‘Face’ embroidered on respectively so you’ll never be in doubt about where to brush the towel. Hurrah! No more excuses for being unhygienic.

Believe it or not, your tiny crown jewels (despite looking like the last chicken in the butcher’s window) deserve some pampering. Luckily, this towel is made from 100% polyester so it’ll feel lovely and soft as you carefully dry them after their much needed wash. Always keep tabs on your meat and two veg and ensure they don't brush against your unsuspecting face with this soft-to-the-touch Dick Face Towel.

This gift is perfect for any man in your life. It's even better for the man that has everything except a good grasp of personal hygiene.

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About this product

  • Made of 100% polyester and can be machine washed on a cool wash
  • The perfect gift for any man
  • Promotes hygiene and looks good while doing it!
  • Embroidered 'Dick' and 'Face' on opposing sides of the towel
  • For the man that has everything...he certainly doesn't have this
  • Practical and funny towel!
  • Measures aprox. 62 x 120 cm

Item code: map454

Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
from £3.99
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day

Product reviews

40 5 Star Reviews
12 4 Star Reviews
3 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
5 1 Star Reviews
60 All Reviews

Brought a good laugh to the party.

Ken Turner..........Portsmouth | 29/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

It's not as good as I hoped

Marilyn | 27/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Thickness and quality was disappointing especially for the price but comical value was priceless. Why the prices are different (male/female) is a mystery.

Maxine Jones | 29/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

My son in law thought this was hilarious not used yet but looks decent enough. After opening the towel the quality was more like a dish cloth than a towel

Saj. | 26/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Very poor quality and not towelling material as we know it.

Jon | 07/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

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