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Dick Face Towel

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Dick Face Towel

If 'cleanliness is next to godliness' then this two tone towel is the towel you've been waiting for. Its two sides each have ‘Dick’ and ‘Face’ embroidered on respectively so you’ll never be in doubt about where to brush the towel. Hurrah! No more excuses for being unhygienic.

Believe it or not, your tiny crown jewels (despite looking like the last chicken in the butcher’s window) deserve some pampering. Luckily, this towel is made from 100% cotton so it’ll feel lovely and soft as you carefully dry them after their much needed wash. Always keep tabs on your meat and two veg and ensure they don't brush against your unsuspecting face with this soft-to-the-touch Dick Face Towel.

This gift is perfect for any man in your life. It's even better for the man that has everything except a good grasp of personal hygiene.

About The Product

  • Made of 100% soft cotton and can be machine washed on a cool wash
  • The perfect gift for any man
  • Promotes hygiene and looks good while doing it!
  • Embroidered 'Dick' and 'Face' on opposing sides of the towel
  • For the man that has everything...he certainly doesn't have this
  • Practical and funny towel!
  • Measures aprox. 62 x 120 cm

What Do I Get?

  • 1 x Dick Face towel

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: map454

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34 All Reviews

Another quirky gift! Towel was surprisingly very thick and colours of it go with our bathroom which is very handy. I don't think my partner can work out which side is which though!

Perfect present, got it for Christmas for my boyfriend as a joke present and he loved it. As someone who’s hard to buy for it was a perfect stocking filler. Arrived quickly and was kept up to date with everything.

Excellent novelty towels for Christmas presents they were loved by our boys very good quality of towel as well. I’ll defiantly use this service again.

It is really fun present. Looks exactly as on the picture. Same colours. Probably not that thick as you would expect. But it is good item for a value of money.

The item arrived in the time scale specified and well packaged. The towel was of good quality and exactly as described and turned out to be the perfect gift for my son. He loved it :-)

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