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Gifts For Old People

It happens to us all eventually, we begin to head past our prime. Our gifts for old people take this into account. Knowing that we're all in it together means it's alright to have a little fun with it, right? That's why our presents for old people are all a little on the 'jokes' side. Enjoy the ageing process at someone else's expense with gifts for old people that are always good for a laugh.

Whether you're looking to buy gifts for old men or ladies that say ruefully, "don't worry the other side of the hill isn't so bad..." we can help you out. At FMAG we're nothing if not a little irreverent and giving someone a hard time because they're a year older is always fair game as far as we're concerned. Especially if it's a 'significant' number, you know those scary ones that end with a zero. Eek.

Order gifts for old people (well those getting older) today and guarantee a few laughs at the celebration. We'll send your presents super sharpish if necessary to anywhere in the UK and most international destinations too if required. Order today!

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MONTHS
Steam Train Experience for Two
8 Locations | More info
Return journeys and all day rovers, between 35 mins and full day experiences, England and Wales.
£29.00
Wine Bottle Glass
Sale
£11.99
£14.99 Save £3 (20%)
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Afternoon Tea for Two
149 Locations | More info
Sandwiches, cakes and more served to you at Tea Rooms and Hotels, nationwide availability, Mon-Sun.
£34.00
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Vineyard Tour and Tasting Experience For Two
20 Locations | More info
1-2 hour tour with wine expert, England only, most available May to October, some all year.
£34.00
Baldy's Buffer
£3.99
Scotch Whisky Scratch Off Map
Sale
£11.99
£12.99 Save £1 (7%)
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Steam Train and Afternoon Tea
139 Locations | More info
Scenic countryside, tearoom close to station, sandwiches and scones served to you, selected dates.
£59.00
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Two Night Getaway with Afternoon Tea for Two
Sale
35 Locations | More info
Choice of nationwide hotels and guest houses, cakes and tea served to you, selected availability.
£119.00
£233.00 Save £114 (48%)
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Traditional Inns & Pubs Mini Break for Two
34 Locations | More info
One night stay, in places from old coaching inns to hotels, available all year.
£79.00
Bee Barrel
£24.99
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
National Parks & Coastal Breaks for Two
25 Locations | More info
1 night stay inc. breakfast in a range of tranquil places i.e. Snowdonia, available on selected days.
£99.00
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Clay Pigeon Shooting with Seasonal Refreshments
Sale
10 Locations | More info
32 clays, tailored to your ability, light refreshments provided, selected availability.
£44.00
£79.00 Save £35 (44%)
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Eden Project Entrance for Two
1 Location | More info
World famous biomes, home to tropical plants with education on Earth's radical changes, Mon-Sun.
£49.00
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Brewery Tour and Tasting for Two
5 Locations | More info
1-3 hour knowledgeable guide by beer expert, visit to brewery shop, selected availability.
£39.00
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
The London Time Tour Bus and Guide Book for Two
Sale
1 Location | More info
1960s Routemaster bus, tales from past, present and future by Prof. Quantum, selected Sat and Sun.
£24.00
£49.00 Save £25 (51%)
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
River Dining for Two
9 Locations | More info
From Bateaux Afternoon Tea & Lunch Cruises to Dining at the Jolly Saviour, there's lots of choice.
£79.00
Gifting Hampers
from £25.99
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Pimm's Afternoon Tea for Two
1 Location | More info
Sandwiches and Devonshire clotted cream served to you at The Bloomsbury Hotel with Pimm's, Mon-Sun.
£64.00
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
One Man & His Dog
Herd a flock of sheep with 2/3 professional sheep dogs in 4-5 hours, Mon-Fri, West Yorkshire.
£99.00
VALID FOR
18
MONTHS
Fly Fishing
2 Locations | More info
£99.00
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