If your household is more chaos than calm at Christmas, this “Silent Night? Not in this Fucking House” candle is practically a seasonal anthem. With its bold, brutally honest slogan on a sleek amber glass jar, it’s the perfect gift for anyone who knows the holidays are noisy, messy and gloriously unhinged.
The sweet vanilla fragrance adds a cosy softness to balance the festive madness, and the 30-hour burn time ensures the laughter lasts well beyond the big day. Once the candle has finished doing its thing, the jar becomes a handy tealight holder, giving it a second life and extra charm.
Funny, fragrant and wonderfully relatable — ideal for friends, family or anyone whose Christmas is anything but silent.
Item code: fmg5190
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days, after production time £4.20 |
