No matter how shiny the new place is, life still brings chaos — this “New House, Same Old Shit” candle sums it up perfectly. With its unapologetically honest slogan on a sleek amber glass jar, it’s a brilliant housewarming gift for anyone who appreciates humour with a bite.
The warm vanilla fragrance brings a cosy, welcoming scent to their new space, while the 30-hour burn time means they can enjoy it through unpacking, faffing and inevitable DIY disasters. And once the candle’s finished, the jar doubles as a stylish tealight holder, giving it a second life in their new home.
Funny, relatable and ideal for new homeowners who know that although the walls may change, the madness stays the same.
Item code: fmg5193
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days, after production time £4.20 |