Celebrate a new home the unapologetically honest way with this “Congratulations on Affording a New Fucking House” candle. With its bold slogan on a sleek amber glass jar, it’s a spot-on gift for friends who’ve survived the stress, paperwork and panic of buying a place — and deserve a proper laugh about it.
The warm vanilla fragrance brings cosy, homely vibes to their shiny new space, while the 30-hour burn time means the scent (and the smugness) lingers nicely. And once the candle’s burnt down, the jar transforms into a handy tealight holder, adding a little extra charm to their décor.
Funny, warm and perfect for housewarming celebrations — because nothing says “well done” like a candle with attitude.
Item code: fmg5192
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days, after production time £4.20 |