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I Won't Keep Calm Mug

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Sick of hearing "Keep Calm", but don't want to get into another argument about why you won't keep calm. 

Let this mug say your exact feelings with a twist on the classic "Keep Calm and Carry On".

Straight to the point in a British tone, this novelty mug will *hopefully* warn anybody who tries to utter the word "calm" in your direction. 

Full design includes a crown at the top, followed by the words "I won't keep calm and you can fuck off". 

About this product

  • Tell it to them straight with this mug. 
  • "I won't keep calm and you can fuck off" is fixed text. 
  • Made from ceramic.
  • May be matte or glossy finish.
  • Hand wash only.
  • Do not place in microwave.
  • Measures approx. 12 cm x 9.5 cm x 8 cm.

Product code: fms083

What do you get

  • 1 x I Won't Keep Calm Mug.

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
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  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
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  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

Product reviews

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3 All Reviews

good product, good service

jerusamama | 27/05/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Very Funny

Alan | 30/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Good and ok

David Chan | 20/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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