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I Won't Keep Calm Mug

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Sick of hearing "Keep Calm", but don't want to get into another argument about why you won't keep calm? 

Let this mug say your exact feelings with a twist on the classic "Keep Calm and Carry On".

Straight to the point in a British tone, this novelty mug will *hopefully* warn anybody who tries to utter the word "calm" in your direction. 

Full design includes a crown at the top, followed by the words "I won't keep calm and you can fuck off". 

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About this product

  • Tell it to them straight with this mug. 
  • "I won't keep calm and you can fuck off" is fixed text.
  • Made from ceramic.
  • May be matte or glossy finish.
  • Hand wash only.
  • Do not place in microwave.
  • Measures approx. 12 cm x 9.5 cm x 8 cm.

Item code: fmc640

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