There's My Fucking Vape - Vape Holder

There’s my fucking vape!

For anyone who spends half their day searching down the back of the sofa for their missing vape, this retractable vape holder is a gloriously sweary solution. Simply wear it around your neck and keep your vape within easy reach, whether you're at home or out and about.

The retractable design gives you plenty of freedom to use your vape without having to take the holder off, while keeping it securely attached when you're finished. No more frantic sofa searches, mysterious disappearances or accusing everyone else of moving it.

Sweary, silly and surprisingly useful, it's a brilliant novelty gift for adult vapers, mates and partners with a talent for misplacing things. Perfect for Secret Santa, birthdays or anyone whose vape seems to develop legs.

Vape not included, obviously.