Rude & Funny Gift Ideas for Her

If you know a raunchy lady with a wicked sense of humour, something from our range of rude gifts for her is sure to make her day. A “Keep me moist” female body plant pot will arouse a chuckle in the most solemn of women, and a candy G-string is the perfect rude novelty gift for a light-hearted occasion. From jokey gifts for colleagues to rude gifts for friends to risqué gifts for your girlfriend, these presents definitely aren’t for the faint-hearted!

Whether you’re looking for a rude Christmas gift for Secret Santa or a classic hen party gift, choosing from naughty card games, offensive food stencils, and edible anuses couldn’t be more fun. Penis presents always go down well on these occasions, and we have willy ice sculptures, willy hot water bottles, cola willies, chocolate willies, prosecco willies, willy racing toys, stress willies, grow your own willies… no, we’re not obsessed with willies. Promise. 

Rude & Funny Gifts For Her FAQs                                           

Can I give a woman a rude gift?

You can absolutely give a woman a rude gift, but you might want to think seriously about whether she’s the sort of woman who would appreciate it first. Not everyone has the same sense of humour, and it could get awkward really quickly if you misjudge what hers is.

How rude is too rude for a gift?

The answer to how rude a gift can be is that it depends on the situation. If you’re at your best mate’s hen party and want to whip out the willy straws, you can probably rightfully assume that anything goes. But if you’re at a family Christmas and have suddenly realised your sister’s about to open the rude card game present you got her in front of your grumpy grandad, then you might find yourself wishing you’d reconsidered your choice.

When is it appropriate to give a funny rude gift?

There are lots of situations where it’s appropriate to give her a rude or funny gift – work Secret Santa is usually a safe bet, as is a friend’s birthday present (though they might want to open it in private!) or an impromptu funny present for your girlfriend. When you stray into family territory is normally where things get tricky though, and while you’re probably safe to assume that your granny won’t be impressed by a pair of testicle-shaped rear view mirror dice, whether the same goes for your mum or sister really depends on your unique relationship with them.