*** WARNING - RUDE CONTENT ***

Ah, Secret Santa. The festive tradition that started with good intentions and devolved into an annual game of workplace roulette: Who can find the funniest, filthiest gift without getting a written warning?

This year, we suggest you embrace the chaos. Be bold. Be brash. Be the person whose gift is remembered long after the novelty reindeer socks have disintegrated in the wash. Just aim for funny rude, not HR incident rude. Think giggles, not grievances.

 

The art of being cheeky without being cancelled

If you're buying for anyone with a pulse and a sense of humour (bonus points if they blush easily), the following gifts walk that perfect line between naughty and nonsense.

  • Happy Stan Multi Screwdriver - He loves a good screw and won't stop until every hinge and bracket has been thoroughly serviced. Handy in every sense.

  • Grow Your Own Hairy Pussy - Water it, trim it, parade it around with pride. A gift that satisfies green fingers and filthy minds alike.

  • Dirty Bitch Soap - For the friend who needs a gentle nudge (or a not-so-subtle scrub) toward cleanliness or self-awareness.

 

Who are these gifts for?

You're buying for:

  • The office loudmouth who peaked at the Christmas party in 2018
  • Your mate who says “I'm not easily offended” (they lie)
  • Your cousin who still laughs at fart jokes and calls them 'classic'
  • Anyone with a wicked sense of humour and a love of double entendres

 

Still nervous? Stay within the 'cheeky' limits

If you're worried about crossing the line (or just want to save face in front of Carol from HR), head straight to our Rude Secret Santa Gifts collection. It's got everything from delightfully inappropriate mugs to seductive stationery with just enough smut to make them laugh, not lodge a complaint.

Buying for a bloke? Try Rude Secret Santa Gifts for Him. For the woman who can give as good as she gets, we recommend Rude Secret Santa Gifts for Her. Or if she'd rather a mix of sass and sarcasm without the innuendo, start softer with our Secret Santa Gifts for Her range.

 

Wrap it all up (pun intended)

Secret Santa doesn't have to be safe, beige or boring. In fact, the best gifts are the ones that raise an eyebrow, ignite a belly laugh, and leave someone saying, “Who bought this?!” with equal parts horror and delight.

So go ahead. Get a little cheeky this Christmas. Just not *court-appearance* cheeky.

And if you're still stuck, head back to our Rude Gifts section and scroll like your festive reputation depends on it. Because, frankly, it does.