*** WARNING - RUDE CONTENT ***

The following page contains adult humour and cheeky content intended for those aged 18 and over. While it's all firmly in the spirit of fun, some gifts featured may raise eyebrows, cause blushes, or prompt a knowing smirk. If you're easily offended, you might prefer to browse our more wholesome gifts - but if you're here for a laugh and a little bit of mischief, you're in exactly the right place.

 

The Ultimate Guide to Gifts That Are Funny, Flirty, and a Little Bit Filthy

Funny, rude and naughty gifts are the socially acceptable way to say, "I adore you… and also, please laugh so hard you cry." If buying presents usually feels like defusing a bomb with oven mitts, breathe: at Find Me a Gift we make it easy with cheeky novelty gifts, hilarious gag presents, and saucy little show-stoppers that spark joy, blushes, and the occasional snort of laughter.

 

First things first: how naughty is "naughty"?

From witty and harmless to bold and blush-inducing, we've got the full spectrum. Want to browse like a connoisseur of chaos? Our Rude Gifts collection is your grown-ups-only playground for novelty gifts, hen and stag party shenanigans, and couples who prefer their romance with a wink.

 

Need guaranteed giggles?

For office legends, family pranksters, and serial smirkers, our Funny Gifts deliver instant laughter for birthdays, Secret Santa, Father's Day, and more. Shopping for a specific someone?

 

Occasions made easy (and mischievous)

  • Birthdays & Big Nights: Bring on the party games, boisterous banter, and photo-friendly chaos.
  • Anniversaries & Date Nights: Keep it flirty with couples' games and saucy surprises.
  • Christmas & Secret Santa: Think crowd-pleasing giggles, safe for the fun side of the family.
  • Hen & Stag Dos: Unleash the mayhem (responsibly). Inflatable jousting, anyone?

 

Editor's cheeky picks: the laugh-out-loud shortlist

Jizz Game - the party pump-off

Jizz Game adult novelty party game – funny rude gag gift for adults, hilarious game for birthdays, stag nights, hen parties, and Christmas presents

Outrageous? Absolutely. Hilarious? Even more so. This ludicrously funny adult party game turns up the energy at hen nights and birthdays with a simple premise: pump, point, and pray you don't get "caught". Best played with water (we care about soft furnishings). Ideal for adult party games, drinking games, and anyone who insists their humour is "very sophisticated".

Stressticles - balls to your bad day

Stressticles stress ball shaped like testicles – funny adult novelty gag gift, humorous desk toy for stress relief, prank present for birthdays or coworkers

When life's being a pain, squeeze the day. These satisfyingly squishy stress balls are a cathartic, laugh-out-loud answer to inbox overload and passive-aggressive meetings. A top-tier desk novelty and a brilliant Secret Santa gift.

Grow Your Own Hairy Pussy - horticulture with a wink

Grow Your Own Pussy novelty grass head – funny adult gag gift, quirky party present, humorous desktop or home novelty for birthdays, holidays, or pranks

Gardening, but make it giggle-worthy. Water the cute kitty and watch the grass grow, then style it like you're the world's most dubious topiary artist. A brilliant joke present for plant lovers and friends who appreciate innuendo served with charm.

Wanky Candles - light the mood

Wanky Candles novelty gifts with rude slogans like Sweaty Minge, Eau de Cunt, and Knob Cheese – funny adult gag gifts, humorous candles for parties, birthdays, or Christmas

Set the tone with candles that smell divine and read like pure comedy. Equal parts home fragrance and punchline, they're spot-on for friends who love a gift that looks good and gets a laugh.

After Dinner Willies - minty… and a bit naughty

‘After Dinner Willies’ chocolates – adult novelty gag gift, funny chocolate treats for parties, birthdays, or humorous adult presents

Trading dull mints for deliciously cheeky chocs with a soft mint fondant centre? Yes please. Brilliant for girls' nights, rugby clubs with a sense of humour, and any party that needs an ice-breaker.

Sexmatch Roleplay Edition Game - couples' chemistry kit

SexMatch roleplay cards – adult novelty game for couples, sexy card game for bedroom fun, playful and intimate party gift for birthdays or anniversaries

Mix matching, teasing challenges, and playful roleplay in one easy, flirty card game. With 89 cards (plus jokers), it's a great way to turn a regular date night into a memory. Subtle, suggestive, and surprisingly sweet.

Wanky Hankies - tissues with issues

Wanky Hankies – cheeky illustrated tissues - adult novelty gag gift, funny party or birthday present for adults

Cheeky illustrated tissues that turn sniffles into sniggers. A simple, affordable gag gift that still feels thoughtful - the ideal stocking filler or office Secret Santa.

Jelly Boobs - sweet, silly, and very shareable

Jelly Boobs sweeties – adult novelty candy, funny gag gift for parties, birthdays, or humorous adult presents

Squidgy, fruity, and unmistakably boob-shaped. A party-pleasing novelty sweet for hen dos, stag dos, and friends who can't refuse a sugar hit and a giggle.

Inflatable Breast Friend - morale on demand

Inflatable Breast Friend doll with large boobs – adult novelty gag gift, humorous party toy, funny adult present for birthdays, stag parties, or gag gifts

A buoyant little pick-me-up that's there when you need a smile. Easy to inflate, hard to frown at, and guaranteed to be the most memorable desk accessory in the building.

Extra Small Condoms - ego management tools

Extra small condoms – novelty and funny adult gag gift, humorous sexual wellness product, perfect party or birthday present for adults

A classic gag gift for the mate with the loudest boasts. Perfect for stag nights, birthdays, and humbling the office lothario with a joke that lands every time.

Stress Boobs - squeeze away the nonsense

Stress Boobs stress balls – adult novelty gag gift, funny desk toy for stress relief, humorous party or birthday present for coworkers and friends

Like stress balls, but more… thematic. Ideal for juggling anxiety (and actual juggling). A surefire hit for colleagues with a sense of humour.

 

How to choose the right level of cheek

  • For colleagues & mixed company: Keep it light - think Wanky Hankies, Stress Boobs, or Stressticles.
  • For best mates: Push the boat out with Jelly Boobs, After Dinner Willies, or Wanky Candles.
  • For couples: Add sizzle with Sexmatch Roleplay Edition or a cheeky pick from Rude Gifts.
  • For big nights: Go big and inflatable - Cock Fighting or the Inflatable Breast Friend for unforgettable photos.

 

Why this works (the psychology of the cheeky present)

Humour lowers defences, naughty novelty adds surprise, and the combination creates memorable moments. You're not just buying a product; you're gifting a story they'll retell for years.

 

Quick wins for last-minute legends

  • Next Day Delivery on loads of items for heroic timing.
  • Personalised gifts and experience days for when you want impact with heart.
  • Filters by recipient & occasion so you find the right laugh level fast.

 

Ready to make them blush (and howl)?

From playful party pieces to flirty couples' games, you'll find it all here - and yes, we've tried and tested the good stuff so you don't have to. For giggles that land, memories that stick, and presents that absolutely win, shop our ranges and let the fun begin with funny, rude and naughty gifts.