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The following page contains adult humour and mischievous content intended for those aged 18 and over. It's all in the spirit of fun, but some gifts here will make you blush before you laugh. If that sounds like a terrible idea, our more wholesome gifts await. If it sounds like the perfect night in - welcome aboard.

 

From Cheeky to Charming: Gifts That Walk the Naughty Line

Funny and rude gifts occupy that rarest of gift-giving sweet spots - the place where you make someone laugh so hard they can't breathe, then watch them insist on showing everyone else what they've just unwrapped. These aren't the "oh, that's nice" socks your aunt buys you. These are the story-makers, the eye-wideners, the presents people talk about long after the cake's been eaten and the wrapping paper's in the bin.

 

The fine art of being cheeky without being chucked out

Walking the naughty line is an art form. You want to shock just enough to be memorable, but not so much that Grandma needs a lie-down. That's why our gift ranges are carefully balanced between outrageous fun and charming wit:

 

The stand-out stars of naughty gifting

Butt Plug Ice Cube Tray

Novelty butt plug-shaped ice mould for gag gifts and adult parties – fun silicone ice tray for unique holiday or birthday presents

When your drink needs more than a wedge of lime, this silicone tray delivers. Three sizes. One conversation you will never live down. Perfect for hens, stags, and anyone who thinks their G&T could be improved with a gasp.

Edible Anus

Novelty gift box of chocolates shaped like anuses – adult gag gift, funny chocolate treats for parties, birthdays, or unique holiday presents

Imagine Forrest Gump's famous line, but without the mystery. Solid milk chocolate moulded into, well, exactly what it says. Equal parts comedy and confectionery genius, and strangely moreish.

I Love Dogging Mug

Novelty ‘I Love Dogging’ mug – funny adult gag gift, humorous coffee cup for parties, birthdays, or unique adult presents

The only mug guaranteed to turn a tea break into a conversation starter. Boldly printed front and back, perfect for winding up colleagues, friends, or visiting in-laws.

Lyrical Advisory Adult Party Game

Lyrical Advisory’ novelty game – adult party gift, funny game for music lovers, gag gift for birthdays, holidays, or unique entertainment

Pop classics get rewritten in ways your favourite bands would never approve of. Fast-paced, gloriously silly, and the ultimate icebreaker for nights where the drinks aren't the only things flowing.

Wankyhistimine - Joke Pills

Wankyhistimine wrist recovery pill mints – novelty gag gift for adults, humorous candy for parties, funny stocking stuffer or unique adult gift

Peppermint "pills" in a convincingly professional-looking box. The perfect prescription for breaking the ice at parties, or quietly slipping into someone's stocking at Christmas for maximum eyebrow-raising.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

‘Images You Should Not Masturbate To’ book – adult novelty humour book, gag gift for parties, birthdays, or funny adult present

Part coffee table book, part instant mood-killer. This absurd collection is pure comic genius, ideal for the friend who thinks they've seen it all.

Glossy Lipstick Vibrator

Glossy lipstick-shaped vibrator – adult novelty gift, discreet personal massager for women, fun adult party gift or unique adult present

Looks like a sleek lipstick. Acts like… something else entirely. Ten vibration modes, waterproof, USB rechargeable, and discreet enough to take on holiday without raising customs' eyebrows.

Sweary Cats Funny Book

‘Sweary Cats’ funny book – collection of humorous cat memes, adult gag gift, novelty cat humour book for birthdays, holidays, or party presents

Sixty-plus cats speaking their minds, and none of them are being polite. From food rants to household politics, it's feline honesty at its sweary best.

The Voting Adult Party Game - After Dark Edition

The Voting Game – adult party board game for friends, fun group game for birthdays, holidays, or social gatherings, novelty gag gift for adults

Discover who your friends really are. This risqué voting game is part bonding exercise, part character assassination - and entirely addictive.

Sex Timer

Sex Timer novelty hourglass – adult gag gift, fun bedroom timer for couples, humorous adult present for birthdays, holidays, or parties

Whether used in earnest or just as a gloriously inappropriate prop, this cheeky timer adds pace to proceedings - or at least gives everyone something to laugh about.

Little Book of Big Balls

‘The Little Book of Big Old Balls’ – funny illustrated book, adult humour gag gift, novelty book with humorous illustrations for parties, birthdays, or unique adult presents

A hardback tribute to oversized spheres in all their glory, from disco balls to gym balls. Proof that big really can be beautiful - and hilarious.

Lover's Decision Dice

Lovers Decision Dice – adult novelty game for couples, romantic or playful bedroom activity, fun adult gift for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or intimate parties

Two dice, countless scenarios. Location on one, activity on the other. A game night that's definitely not going to be Monopoly.

Stress Prick

Stress Prick cactus stress ball – novelty adult gag gift, funny desk toy for stress relief, humorous party or birthday present for coworkers and friends

A squeezable solution to workplace stress shaped like, well, a prick. Therapeutic, conversation-starting, and almost certainly not HR-approved.

Shitshow Jigsaw Puzzle - 500pcs

Shitshow jigsaw puzzle – adult novelty gag gift, funny puzzle for parties, birthdays, or humorous home entertainment, unique adult gift idea

A sweary, colourful celebration of chaos, perfect for friends who know life rarely fits neatly together - and prefer it that way.

 

How to match the mischief to the moment

  • Playful but safe: Sweary Cats Book, Stress Prick, Butt Plug Ice Cube Tray.
  • Confidently cheeky: Edible Anus, Lover's Decision Dice, Glossy Lipstick Vibrator.
  • Party-level wild: Lyrical Advisory, Voting Game After Dark, Sex Timer.

 

Why funny and rude gifts work so well

Because they're more than just objects - they're moments, stories, and running jokes waiting to happen. They're the gifts that get unwrapped twice: once in paper, and again every time someone tells the story of the look on your face.

 

Your turn to walk the line

Whether you want a raised eyebrow, a full-blown belly laugh, or both, our collections of rude gifts and funny gifts will help you find the perfect balance. There's a whole world of funny and rude gifts out there - and they're waiting to make your next occasion unforgettable.