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Grow Your Own Jesus

(81 Reviews)
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This pocket-sized divine inspiration is the perfect novelty religious gift. Jesus may have turned water into wine, but with the help of water you can turn him into...An even bigger Jesus! Expanding up to 600% its original size, your little faith healer will slowly shrink back to his original size once he is taken out.

Grow Your Own toys make fantastic gifts for so many occasions. God may have made the world in 6 days, but you can grow Jesus in 3!

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About this product

  • Funny Jesus gifts for believers and non believers alike.
  • Pop him in water and watch him grow to 600% his size.
  • A great stocking filler or novelty present.
  • He measures approx 2.8 cm x 4 cm x 0.7 cm before you add him to water.

Item code: dgp213

Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
from £3.99
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day

Product reviews

62 5 Star Reviews
11 4 Star Reviews
7 3 Star Reviews
1 2 Star Reviews
0 1 Star Reviews
81 All Reviews

Was brought for secret santa

Linda Roffey | 03/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Funny gift for Christian husband

MRS WENDY HILDRETH | 29/11/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

If your sense of humour allows, this is an inexpensive, hilarious gift.

MR R M MEEK | 13/01/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Funny to grow him

Amanda Johnston | 28/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

A fun stocking filler, just for laughs

Claire | 21/11/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

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