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Grow Your Own Boyfriend

(129 Reviews)
£2.99
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Overview

No more farting in bed, no more pee all over the toilet seat. End your days of back chat, eye rolling and mother-in-laws from hell. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead. Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you.

Looking for Prince Charming and failing miserably? Having a nightmare finding Mr Right? Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship. Even better, you won't have to endure any snoring, comments on your gorgeous shoe collection, or the sight of him sniffing his underpants and then turning them inside out for another wear. You'll even get to watch what you want on telly every night. All in all, you can build the perfect companion.

A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man. All you have to do to make your own is pop him in some room temperature water and watch him magically grow over 3 days to 500% his original size. A novelty gift that can be appreciated by all ages (as long as they're not taken!) this little guy will never let you down or run off with your best friend!

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About this product

  • Approx. 7 cm tall and can expand up to 500% his original size!
  • Magically expands when you put him in room temperature water.
  • Shrinks slowly back to his original size when taken out of water.
  • Can be grown again and again, just put him back in water.
  • Non-toxic (but do not go chewing him).
  • Available in 2 colours: red or blue. Unfortunately this is a random pick and we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive.

Item code: dgp011

Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.

Delivery

Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
from £3.99
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day
£6.99

Product reviews

82 5 Star Reviews
43 4 Star Reviews
3 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
1 1 Star Reviews
129 All Reviews

This is for a funny gift a boyfriend who don’t answer back.

James Merrylees | 14/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

As long as it does what it says it will ...it will be a good laugh but as its a stocking filler I dont really know ....but it looks good ??

Kathleen | 11/11/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Did not review my order

Fabian | 03/01/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought as a secret Santa

Nicola McLean | 08/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great product

Abi | 30/07/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

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