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Grow Your Own Boyfriend

No more farting in bed, no more pee all over the toilet seat. End your days of back chat, eye rolling and mother-in-laws from hell. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead. Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you.

Looking for Prince Charming and failing miserably? Having a nightmare finding Mr Right? Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship. Even better, you won't have to endure any snoring, comments on your gorgeous shoe collection, or the sight of him sniffing his underpants and then turning them inside out for another wear. You'll even get to watch what you want on telly every night. All in all, you can build the perfect companion.

A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man. All you have to do to make your own is pop him in some room temperature water and watch him magically grow over 3 days to 500% his original size. A novelty gift that can be appreciated by all ages (as long as they're not taken!) this little guy will never let you down or run off with your best friend!

About the product

  • Approx. 7 cm tall and can expand up to 500% his original size!
  • Magically expands when you put him in room temperature water.
  • Shrinks slowly back to his original size when taken out of water.
  • Can be grown again and again, just put him back in water.
  • Non-toxic (but do not go chewing him).
  • Available in 2 colours: red or blue. Unfortunately this is a random pick and we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive.

What do you get?

  • 1 x Grow Your Own Boyfriend

Irresistible reasons to buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: dgp011

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Really funny product. Worth the money to see their face. Not sure if it will ever get used however you'll get humour from it and maybe a slap from the recipient.

This was a great prank present for my friend as she doesn't have a boyfriend. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more

Bought this gift for a friends birthday. A silly make you laugh gift, don't think she has grown him yet. So can't comment on the product itself.

My friend really loves this. We had an ongoing joke about her having a boyfriend so I bought her one instead! She found it so so funny! Great gift for a great price!

I got this as a gift for my sister and she loves it. It's really fun to watch it grow and then shrink again, definitely not a disappointment when it grows.

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