The Best of Dad Humour: Gifts Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Ah, Dad humour. It's that delightful cocktail of groan-worthy puns, eyeroll inducing jokes, and the kind of wit that makes you giggle despite your best efforts to roll your eyes. Whether it's the classic "pull my finger" trick or the timeless quip about walking into a bar, Dads have always been the unsung heroes in the comedy circuit of family life, delivering jokes with no shame.
But alas, finding the perfect gift for the dad who's mastered the art of cringe-inducing humour is no easy feat. You can't just waltz into any old shop and grab the first thing you see. No, my friend, Dad deserves something as unique and unforgettable as his sense of humour. It's time to take traditional gift ideas and crank up the quirkiness to eleven.
So, buckle up as we take a cheeky jaunt through a treasure trove of comically clever funny gifts tailor-made for the comedic champ of the family. From riotous reading material to amusing apparel, consider this your ultimate guide to shower your dad with novelty gifts that are guaranteed to tickle his funny bone.
The Ultimate Dad Joke Books: Endless Puns
Surely, everyone knows a dad who considers himself the "Lord of Laughter" in the family, armed with an impressive arsenal of dad jokes. This Father's Day, why not arm him with the ultimate gift to tickle his funny bone? Presenting the crème de la crème of dad joke books, a delightful platter of puns and giggles to upgrade his arsenal. Because nothing says “I love you, Dad” like encouraging his relentless pursuit of the perfect pun. You're not just giving him a book - you're giving him a license to pun-ish.
Here are a few of our top picks:
The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes:
Because every dad needs fresh material to mildly embarrass their children. With a retro cover and cheeky twist, this book delivers cringe-worthy classics!
Dad Jokes for Embarrassing Dads:
A compact hardback book filled with over 90 groan-worthy gags, perfect for dads who take pride in their pun game. Whether he's a seasoned joke-slinger or just getting started, this collection offers a fresh batch of quips to keep the family cringing and chuckling.
The Book of Dad:
The Book of Dad is a humorous guide designed to help dads embrace their role with flair. Packed with tips on mastering dad dancing, delivering classic dad jokes, and other playful advice, this hardback book offers pages of entertaining content. It's an ideal gift, providing both laughter and a celebration of fatherhood.
3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs Book:
Offering over 3,000 jokes ranging from quick one-liners and puns to amusing stories, this 480-page paperback is organised by themes, making it easy to find the perfect joke for any occasion - from best man speeches to casual conversations.
Cheeky Gifts for Dad: Perfectly Playful Presents for the Fun-Loving Old Man!
Father's Day is the perfect time to show Dad just how much you appreciate him, from his questionable fashion choices to legendary snoring skills. Cheeky Gifts for Dad is your go-to guide for picking out the kind of presents that'll have him laughing out loud. This collection is packed with playful, offbeat, and downright hilarious novelty gift ideas for the dad who doesn't take life too seriously. Because when it comes to Father's Day, why not keep it cheeky?
The Grumpy Old Gits Guide to Life Book:
A fun exploration of the art of grumbling. Featuring insights into the irritations of everyday life, this book celebrates the world-weary perspectives of figures like Bob Geldof, Winston Churchill, Jeremy Clarkson, and Victor Meldrew. Ideal for Father's Day, it offers a witty take on life's annoyances, making it a perfect gift for dads who appreciate a good moan.
Grumpy Old Git Mints:
A cheeky gift designed to bring a smile to the face of your grumpy father. Housed in a humorous tin, these mints offer a playful way to freshen breath while poking fun at dad's grumpy demeanour.
Over The Hill Wrinkle Treatment:
This novelty is marketed as an "instant results" solution for wrinkles, poking fun at dad's aging. It's an ideal gag gift for those embracing their senior years with a sense of humour.
Old Age Emergency Plastic Pants:
These unisex, waterproof, and non-stick plastic pants come with a cheeky "EMERGENCY USE ONLY" label, making them an ideal gag gift for dad this Father's Day. They offer a playful way to celebrate aging with a smile.
Inflatable Zimmer Frame:
Designed to add a playful touch to any occasion, the inflatable frame is sure to bring laughter to the celebration. It's a fun and light-hearted way to poke fun at dad's aging process.
Snoreycillin Joke Prescription Mint Sweets:
A humorous novelty gift designed to tackle the age-old problem of snoring. Presented in a playful prescription-style box, it contains two blister packs of mint-flavoured "pills" intended to "treat" your favourite noisy sleeper. While these mints won't actually cure snoring, they are sure to bring some laughter and a bit of hope for a quieter night. Ideal for a dad who snores so loudly that you can hear it through the walls! Perfect for a good laugh on Father's Day.
Fart Pants Men's Novelty Underwear:
The ultimate cheeky gift for the dad who loves a good laugh. These white polyester pants feature a humorous "STAND CLEAR DANGER, BLAST AREA" warning printed on the back and a strategically placed slit for him to "let it all out" with pride. They're a hilarious addition to any flatulence filled, fun-loving father's wardrobe.
Old Age Joke Ear Trumpet:
This is the perfect cheeky gift, especially for the dad who has a great sense of humour (and maybe a little trouble hearing). This fun novelty gift is a playful nod to the challenges of aging. Whether he's using it to pretend he can't hear your jokes or just to add some humour to the day, it's sure to get a few chuckles and make for a memorable gift!
Danger Man Thinking Mug:
Featuring a bold design and witty message, this mug is the ideal gift for the dad who enjoys a good laugh with his morning brew.
I Love Spreadsheets Mug:
For the dad who thrives on formulas and finds joy in perfectly aligned cells, the I Love Spreadsheets Mug is the ideal Father's Day gift. Whether he's crunching numbers at the office or organising the family budget at home, this mug is sure to bring a smile to his face.
Sports-Themed Gag Gifts: Playful Play
Is your dad a sports enthusiast with a cheeky sense of humour? Well, hold onto your golf clubs and shin pads, because we've got some hilariously sporty gifts that will make him chuckle more than an awkward footie commentary. Our sports-themed gag gifts are perfect for the dad who loves a good laugh. Here are our top picks:
The Golf Mug:
This unique mug features a clever design that lets him practice his putting skills while sipping his favourite brew. It comes complete with a golf club pen and a foam golf ball, making it a tee-rific addition to his morning routine. Whether he's at the office or on the couch, this mug brings a touch of the fairway to his day. It's a hole-in-one gift for any golf enthusiast.
Personalised Football Supporter Mug:
Celebrate Dad's love for football (and failing team) with this customisable mug that reads, 'I support * team * and this is the only cup I'll be getting this year.' Choose his team's name and colour for a truly cheeky gift.
Penaltea Mug:
This clever mug combines Dad's love for football and tea. Shaped like a football pitch it comes with a goal and mini football for some desk-time fun.
Warning! May Start Talking About... Sports Mug:
Perfect for the sports-obsessed dad, this mug humorously warns others of his favourite pastime, be it rugby, football, cricket etc. It's a great conversation starter and a fun addition to his mug collection.
Personalised Talking Balls Football Year Mug:
Celebrate Dad's love for football with this personalised mug. You can add his name and a memorable year, so it reads, 'Dad, talking balls since 1980', making it a unique and funny gift for any football fan.
Do Not Disturb Football Beer Glass:
Perfect for football-loving dads, this pint glass boldly states, "DO NOT DISTURB! I'M WATCHING THE FOOTBALL," ensuring uninterrupted match viewing, and an uninterrupted nice cold pint of beer!
Beer O'Clock Dumbbell Beer Glass:
Shaped like a dumbbell, this glass features the phrase "Pump the Pints". It's a quirky gift that adds a touch of humour to any occasion.
So, You Think You're a Cyclist Book:
Ideal for cycling dads, this book offers a collection of humorous anecdotes, tips, and insights into the world of cycling. It's a light-hearted read that celebrates the quirks and joys of being a cyclist.
Powered by Ass Not Gas Bike Mug:
With a cheeky slogan and a quirky bike-shaped handle, it's the perfect gift for cycling enthusiast dads.
Golfaddictanol - Joke Prescription Mint Sweets:
For the golf-loving dad, these mint sweets come in a novelty prescription-style bottle labelled "Golfaddictanol," providing a humorous "dose" of his favourite sport.
Potty Putter:
This humorous mini-golf set allows Dad to practice his putting skills while in the bathroom. It includes a putting green, two golf balls, a putter, a cup with a flag, and a "Do Not Disturb" sign, making it a perfect novelty gift for golf enthusiasts.
Exploding Golf Balls:
Add some laughter to Dad's golf game with these prank golf balls that explode into a cloud of dust upon impact. They're a fun way to surprise fellow golfers and lighten the mood on the course.
Camo Golf Balls:
These camouflage-patterned golf balls are a fun twist on traditional golf gear. While they might be a bit challenging to spot on the green, they add a playful element to Dad's golf game.
Hilarious Games: Family Fun with a Twist
Looking for a laugh-out-loud way to entertain the family this Father's Day? Discover hilarious games that add a cheeky twist to family time, that'll make Dad the king of games night! Whether it's a brain-bending board game or a wild card game that's guaranteed to spark a family showdown, you're not just giving him a gift - you're giving him the chance to beat you at something other than dad jokes. Get ready for laughs, epic fails, and maybe a few “I told you so” moments when Dad wins (again). Let the silliness begin!
Is Anyone Grumpier Than Dad? Card Game:
Finally, a card game that puts his grumpiness to the test - and might just prove he's not the grumpiest after all.
Brew-Opoly Board Game:
Cheers to Dad! This beer-themed Monopoly twist lets him buy, sell, and toast his way to hoppy domination.
Motorway Service Stations Card Game:
The most niche game ever created - Dad's motorway knowledge finally gets the glory it deserves.
When Nature Calls 500-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle:
Looks like a peaceful nature scene… until you spot the dog doing his business! Perfect for dads who love puzzles and a good laugh.
Silent But Deadly Card Game:
A farting free-for-all that'll have Dad laughing (and maybe blaming the dog).
Basket Case Headband Hoop Game:
Strap a hoop to his head and start shooting - because nothing says "I love you, Dad" like turning him into a human basketball net.
Top Gear Board Game:
For the petrolhead papa, test his car knowledge and racing reflexes in the ultimate gearhead showdown.
Sink the Floater Game:
It's hilariously gross and endlessly fun - can Dad out-sink the rest of the family in this cheeky challenge?
Name That Bumhole Game:
It's wild, weird, and wonderfully immature. Dare Dad to guess the derriere in this ridiculous but unforgettable game.
Taskmaster Card Game:
Based on the hit TV show, unleash dad's inner Greg Davies with hilarious tasks that test wit, creativity, and general Dad-ness.
What Do You Meme? Family Edition:
Meme it like a Dad pro. Family-friendly fun where his dad jokes might just win the round.
Travel Family Charades:
A portable version of the classic charades game, perfect for keeping the family entertained on the go.
Double-Sided Indian Takeaway Jigsaw Puzzle:
Curry up and help dad piece together his favourite takeaway, twice the fun and twice the hunger.
Novelty Socks & Slippers: Quirky Gift Ideas for Dad's Feet
Is your dad a fan of comfort and comedy? Well, you've hit the jackpot with our line-up of silly socks and slippers! Put Dad's foot forward this Father's Day with a pair that's not only snug but sure to bring giggles galore.
Slider Socks:
These socks look like sliders, complete with toes - perfect for when Dad wants the comfort of being barefoot, the illusion of footwear, and absolutely zero respect from anyone!
Flip Flop Socks:
Designed to look like flip flops, these socks are a playful nod to summer vibes. They're ideal for dads who enjoy a good laugh and appreciate unique accessories.
Sock Sandals:
Combining the infamous socks-and-sandals look, into a single pair, these socks are a light-hearted gift that pokes fun at Dad's fashion choices while keeping his feet warm.
Personalised Beer Photo Socks:
Add a personal touch to Dad's wardrobe with these customisable socks. Featuring images of his face amongst beer glasses, they're a funny gift that he'll love to show off.
Novelty Brogue Socks:
These socks cleverly mimic the appearance of classic brogue shoes, offering Dad a twist on formal footwear. They're perfect for adding a touch of fun to his outfit while keeping his feet cosy.
Bigfoot Slippers:
Let Dad unleash his inner Sasquatch with these oversized furry clawed slippers.
Lord of Lazy Cleaning Slippers:
Combine comfort with practicality! These mop-style slippers allow Dad to clean the floors effortlessly as he walks around the house. The detachable dusters are machine washable, making clean-up a breeze.
Inflatable Clown Shoes:
For the dad who loves to clown around, these vibrant inflatable shoes are sure to get a laugh. Inflating up to 60 cm in length, they're a hilarious addition to any fun-loving father's wardrobe.
Funny Father's Day Gift Experiences: Hilarious Days Out That'll Make Dad Laugh Out Loud
Want to try something a bit different with Dad and give him a hilariously memorable gift? Let him dive into a fun adventure, from comedy nights that'll leave him in stitches to a wide range of activities that prove Dad can still be a big kid. It's the perfect way to create memories that'll make him laugh for years to come!
Comedy Night for Four:
Treat Dad to a hilarious night out with comedy from fresh talent and big names. Perfect for sharing laughs and making memories!
Mini Golf for Four:
Challenge Dad to a round of mini golf where the only thing more competitive than his swing is his commentary.
Escape the Room for Four:
Lock Dad in a room and make him solve puzzles to get out. It's the only time he'll thank you for trapping him.
Mini Tank Experience for Two:
Forget go-karts - this Father's Day, let Dad command a mini tank through woodland tracks, obstacles, and muddy puddles. It's like Mario Kart, but with more horsepower and fewer banana peels. Perfect for dads who think the lawnmower is a bit too tame!
Thames Rockets Speedboat Tour of London:
Give Dad a Father's Day to remember with a high-speed Thames Rockets adventure. He'll zip past London's landmarks at 30 knots, feeling like James Bond - minus the tuxedo, but with all the thrills. It's the perfect blend of sightseeing and adrenaline, making it a gift that's truly a splash hit.
Indoor Skydiving for Two with iFLY
Give Dad the thrill of skydiving without the terrifying leap from a plane. At iFLY, he can soar through the air in a state-of-the-art wind tunnel, experiencing the exhilaration of freefall in total safety. It's the perfect way to check "fly like a superhero" off his bucket list - without the need for a cape.
Sip and Paint:
Unleash Dad's inner artist with a brush in one hand and a glass in the other. It's the perfect blend of creativity and relaxation.
Pottery Taster Session for Two Adults:
Let Dad channel his inner Patrick Swayze (or not) as he moulds clay into... something. It's messy, fun, and surprisingly therapeutic.
Mega Choice for Fun:
Can't decide? Let Dad choose his own adventure with a smorgasbord of fun experiences. It's the gift of choice, and he'll love you for it.
Happy Father's Day!
So, there you have it - gifts that are pun-tastically perfect for the king of dad jokes himself. This Father's Day, forget the serious stuff - give Dad a giggle, a groan, or a full-on belly laugh. After all, he's spent years embarrassing you in public... it's only fair you return the favour with a fantastic gift that's just as delightfully ridiculous!