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When it comes to Christmas gifts for the naughty but nice crowd, there's a certain art to walking that fine line between festive fun and eyebrow-raising cheek. It's the kind of gifting that earns you both a conspiratorial wink and a spot at the top of someone's "favourite people" list. Whether you're shopping for a mate who can't get through dinner without a double entendre or a relative who insists "I'm an angel" while topping up their Baileys for the fifth time, this is the season to indulge in a little harmless mischief.

 

The beauty of being just a little bit wicked

Let's be honest: the safe gifts are all well and good. Novelty socks, candles, and bath salts have their place - but they're hardly the sort of thing to get the conversation going at the Christmas table. The joy of the naughty-but-nice present is that it slips past the polite pretences and sparks genuine laughter. It's an icebreaker, a conversation starter, and in some cases, a cause for a hurried trip to the kitchen so Granny doesn't see.

 

Funny gifts that keep the laughter flowing

Selection of funny novelty gifts including ‘Grow Your Own Boyfriend’, inflatable zimmer frame, world’s largest whoopee cushion, ‘Silent But Deadly’ game, old age emergency plastic pants, and fart extinguisher – hilarious gag gifts for parties, birthdays, and Christmas

For those who appreciate a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour (pun absolutely intended), our Funny Gifts collection is a treasure chest of comic gold. Take the World's Smallest Violin, perfect for playing mock sympathy whenever your workmate moans about their holiday hangover. Or the Fart Extinguisher Spray - because nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like a gag gift that's also a public service, Christmas gifts at their best.

  • Inflatable Zimmer Frame - for the friend turning 30 who insists they're basically ancient.
  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser - practical, ridiculous, and just the right amount of absurd.
  • Silent But Deadly Card Game - Inspired by Crazy Eights, this portable card game has all the classic playability with a delightfully daft, fart-themed twist. From 'Floating Biscuits' to 'Eggy Stinkers', each round ups the ante on ridiculousness. Compact enough to throw in a stocking, yet mischievous enough to turn Aunt Susan into a competitive gas-punning champion.
  • World's Largest Whoopee Cushion - Forget subtle. This is a 12-inch trumping titan that will have the whole room in fits. Loud, long, and smell-free, it's the ultimate gag gift for kids, grown-ups, or anyone who secretly wishes Christmas lunch came with a comedy soundtrack.
  • Grow Your Own Boyfriend - No snoring, no loo-seat offences, and no mother-in-law politics. Just pop him in water and watch him swell to 500% his size, all while remaining utterly devoted to you. He's the ideal man - and if you tire of him, simply pop him back in the drawer.

 

Rude gifts for the bold and brazen

Selection of rude novelty gifts including edible anus chocolates, penis pasta, stress boobs, and a butt plug shaped ice cube mould – funny adult gag gifts for parties, birthdays, and Christmas

Sometimes, it's less about subtle humour and more about going gloriously over the top. For that, there's our Rude Gifts range. Here, you'll find everything from the infamous Edible Anus Chocolates (decadent Belgian chocolate, cheekily sculpted) to Rude Word Search Books that keep even the most determined puzzle fan occupied with more blushes than a mistletoe encounter.

 

Mixing naughty with actually nice

The trick, of course, is balance. The best cheeky presents are those that pair their sauciness with something genuinely enjoyable. A Prosecco Pong Set adds a risqué twist to New Year's Eve while still keeping everyone's glass full. A Hot Chocolate Bomb with a Surprise delivers comfort with just enough playful mischief to raise an eyebrow.

It's this mix of quality and quirk that makes these gifts last beyond the laugh. Because yes, they'll cackle when they unwrap a Novelty Toilet Roll with Rude Jokes, but they'll also secretly love having a roll that makes loo breaks more entertaining than their phone.

 

Ideas for different 'naughty but nice' personalities

‘Likes It Large’ whole bottle wine glass and Kama Sutra rude playing cards – funny adult novelty gifts, gag presents for parties, birthdays, and Christmas

Not all cheeky recipients are created equal. Some prefer light innuendo, others demand full throttle comedy chaos. That's why this gift guide covers them all.

The Giggle-at-a-Glance Crowd

  • Wine Bottle Glass - it holds a full bottle, making topping up obsolete.
  • Self-Stirring Mug with Sarcastic Slogan - for coffee with a side of snark.
  • Cheeky Christmas Apron - culinary chaos never looked so festive.

The Bolder-the-Better Bunch

  • Inflatable Reindeer Antlers Drinking Game - if the Queen's Speech gets too quiet.
  • Rude Playing Cards - poker night will never be the same.
  • Glow-in-the-Dark Willy Straws - for hen do vibes at a Christmas bash.

 

Making memories, not just moments

The real genius of cheeky Christmas gifting is that it lingers. Long after the baubles are packed away and the turkey sandwiches have become a chore, people remember the gifts that made them laugh until they cried. They'll bring up the Talking Toilet Paper Holder in July, or still be using their 'Nice Baubles' Christmas Jumper next December, grinning as they remember the moment they unwrapped it.

 

Why naughty works at Christmas

Woman in Santa hat and Christmas glasses opening a festive gift with a shocked happy face – holiday celebration, Christmas surprise present moment

Christmas, for all its cosiness, is a season of contrasts. You've got the formalities of family traditions rubbing shoulders with the chaos of cracker jokes, paper hats, and sherry-fuelled charades. A slightly naughty gift fits right in because it cuts through the formality without being mean-spirited. It's an act of rebellion that still sits comfortably within the spirit of the season.

 

Tips for choosing the perfect cheeky present

  • Know your audience - what makes one person howl might make another blush for all the wrong reasons.
  • Balance the rude with the usable - the best gag gifts get used, not just displayed.
  • Think quality - just because it's funny doesn't mean it should be flimsy.

 

For the one who 'has everything'

Novelty desk hoover styled like a mini Henry Hoover – funny desktop gadget, quirky office gift, and unique novelty present for coworkers or students

We all know that one person who's impossible to shop for. They've got the tech, the clothes, the hobbies… but do they have a Mini Desk Hoover Shaped Like a Henry? Or a Soap That Looks Like Coal? Probably not. And even if they do, yours will come with a story they'll actually want to retell.

 

The final festive cheek

In the end, the best Christmas gifts for the naughty but nice crowd are the ones that feel personal. They should make the recipient think, "Yes, this is so me" - whether that's because it's absurd, a little risqué, or just the kind of thing they'd never buy themselves but will absolutely show to everyone they know. And really, isn't that the point of Christmas? A little laughter, a little love, and a gift they'll never forget.