Ah, Christmas. A season of joy, cheer, minor emotional breakdowns, and family arguments over how crispy roast potatoes should be. But while Aunt Carol debates the correct way to fold a napkin and someone's opened the port a bit too early, there's one reliable cure for the festive chaos: funny gifts so outrageously good, they'll cause more belly laughs than a malfunctioning karaoke machine at the office party.

 

Inflatable Perfect Woman

She's blonde, blue-eyed, and gloriously mute. The Inflatable Perfect Woman won't hog the bathroom, ask where the relationship is going, or spend your life savings on scented candles. The ideal gift for the terminally single or anyone who treats emotional availability as a red flag.

 

Brain Training While You Poo

Give their grey matter a proper flex during their... other business. The Brain Training While You Poo cards make a brilliant stocking filler for bathroom philosophers everywhere.

 

Giant Beaver Tiny Ass Card Game

Outrageous, rowdy, and utterly ridiculous. The Giant Beaver Tiny Ass game will have the whole table weeping with laughter and questioning how far they're willing to go for a win.

 

4. What Not To Say To Your Husband

Relatable, hilarious, and borderline dangerous. This book is a masterclass in how to walk the fine line between comic timing and the silent treatment. For couples who know that love is best measured in side-eyes.

 

5. Haynes Explains Marriage

A proper breakdown of the institution of marriage, as if it were a 1998 Volvo. Haynes Explains Marriage is ideal for anyone who's ever wished their spouse came with a user manual and a warranty.

 

6. Inflatable Perfect Man

Short, silent, and emotionally available. The Inflatable Perfect Man never watches the football or forgets your birthday. He's got abs, flowers, and no password on his phone. A win for single mates or frustrated girlfriends alike.

 

7. House Husband Washing Up Gloves

Scrub like a diva with the House Husband Washing Up Gloves. Elegant, sassy, and mildly ridiculous – ideal for the domestic god or goddess who needs a little sparkle during dish duty.

 

8. Human Organs Lunch Bag

Nothing says "don't steal my sandwich" like a lunch bag that looks like a kidney cooler. The Human Organs Lunch Bag adds humour, horror, and probably some HR questions.

 

9. Personalised Property Of Underwear

Possessive? Maybe. Hilarious? Definitely. Personalised "Property of" Underwear puts your name exactly where it matters – ideal for couples who love to mark their territory with humour.

 

10. Poo Timer

For the toilet hogger in your life, the Poo Timer is the passive-aggressive masterpiece they never knew they needed. Five minutes of sand. No excuses. And yes, we are timing you.

 

Need More Naughty, Silly or Outrageously Rude Ideas?

Christmas doesn't have to be all scented candles and socks from people you only see once a year. With Find Me a Gift, you can give the gift of laughter, awkward moments, and one hell of a story to tell over the turkey curry leftovers. So, go on – stuff their stockings with something they'll actually remember.