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Poo Timer

(38 Reviews)
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Poocrastinate no more!

Do you find toilet hoggers infuriating? Are you fed up with forever having to cross your legs because ‘he who shall remain nameless’ is always sat on the throne? Well now you can put an end to their lingering in the loo when they do a number two, with the help of this hilarious Poo Timer! This novelty poop timer is a sand timer with a 5 minute limit. It comes with a sucker, so you can easily attach it to a suitable surface near the toilet, be it the back of the door or bathroom tiles etc.

Oh and no cheating, before you take a seat be sure to rotate the poop timer round so the sand can begin to count down. You then have 5 minutes to do your business. When the 300 seconds is up it’s time to get wiping!

This toilet timer will hopefully encourage the procrastinator to get off the crapper and do something more productive instead (but more importantly, will free the bathroom up for everyone else!)

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About this product

  • Puts a limit on poo-crastination!
  • 5 minute sand timer
  • When the sand runs out it's time to get wiping!
  • A fun gift (and subtle hint) for toilet hoggers
  • Includes a sucker to attach it in the bathroom
  • Timer rotates on the sucker pad (text is printed both ways)
  • Measures approx. 8 x 8 x 1.7 cm

Item code: box202

Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
from £3.99
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day

Product reviews

24 5 Star Reviews
5 4 Star Reviews
1 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
8 1 Star Reviews
38 All Reviews

This is a very funny gift & will be useful when my hubbie is in the toilet

MRS WENDY HILDRETH | 29/11/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Hilarious a great gift.. for that special person:)

Mrs Joanne FOSTER | 26/07/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Silly joke present will be used good quality

Valued Customer | 20/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Exactly what it said on the tin *thumbs up

Naomi | 20/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great service and hilarious joke gifts

MR MARK DICKSON | 20/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

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