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Poocrastinate no more!

Do you find toilet hoggers infuriating? Are you fed up with forever having to cross your legs because ‘he who shall remain nameless’ is always sat on the throne? Well now you can put an end to their lingering in the loo when they do a number two, with the help of this hilarious Poo Timer! This novelty poop timer is a sand timer with a 5 minute limit. It comes with a sucker, so you can easily attach it to a suitable surface near the toilet, be it the back of the door or bathroom tiles etc.

Oh and no cheating, before you take a seat be sure to rotate the poop timer round so the sand can begin to count down. You then have 5 minutes to do your business. When the 300 seconds is up it’s time to get wiping!

This toilet timer will hopefully encourage the procrastinator to get off the crapper and do something more productive instead (but more importantly, will free the bathroom up for everyone else!)

About this product

  • Puts a limit on poo-crastination!
  • 5 minute sand timer
  • When the sand runs out it's time to get wiping!
  • A fun gift (and subtle hint) for toilet hoggers
  • Includes a sucker to attach it in the bathroom
  • Timer rotates on the sucker pad (text is printed both ways)
  • Measures approx. 8 x 8 x 1.7 cm

Product code: box202

What do you get

  • 1 x Poo Timer
  • 1 x Sucker Pad

Reasons to buy

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  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

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33 All Reviews

Didn’t arrive not a happy customer

Kim Jenkins | 30/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Everything it said in description

RACh | 24/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Just what I wanted as a joke gift

CANDACE MITCHELL | 22/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Really funny gift! Ideal for our families humour. Love it!

Shezza | 08/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

this is a standing joke between me and my son so it will make him laugh

Meryl | 24/11/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

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