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W*nker Called Memo Pad

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Do you often find yourself answering the phone when it’s not even for you?! Take cheeky messages for colleagues using this memo pad with the heading: ‘WHILE YOU WERE OUT THIS W*NKER CALLED…’ There’s space for you to fill in the Date, Time, Caller, Phone Number of the caller, and space to write a Message.

This memo pad is a hilarious addition to any office or workplace. It’ll turn any mundane or banal message into a funny one! You’ll be much more willing to pick up the phone now. Plus, if you’re lucky, somebody will take offence so there’s a chance you won’t be left to answer the phone on anyone else’s behalf anymore. Result!

This makes a fantastic secret santa gift and it’s great for any workplace. Put a smile on your colleagues’ faces and inject some much needed humour into the day!

About this product

  • Pre-Printed phone message pad with 'WHILE YOU WERE OUT THIS W*NKER CALLED' on it
  • Space for you to take down the date, time, caller, phone number, and message!
  • Adult product not suitable for children
  • Measures aproximately 10.2cm x 15.2cm x 0.7cm
  • Light hearted novelty gift for work and the home!
  • Approximately 50 memo sheets

Product code: dgp230

What do you get

  • 1 x W*nker Memo Pad

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 6:30pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day
Worldwide Standard
Estimated arrival 6-12 business days
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Worldwide Express
Estimated arrival 3-5 business days
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Product reviews

21 5 Star Reviews
1 4 Star Reviews
0 3 Star Reviews
1 2 Star Reviews
1 1 Star Reviews
24 All Reviews

Paid for it... Never received it. Terrible

Chris kelsey | 06/07/21 | Collected by Trustpilot


Harry Ali | 04/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Is what it says.

Paula Woodgate | 23/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

for what you really want to say

Lisa Samiotis | 27/11/19 | Collected by Trustpilot


Paul Jones | 30/10/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

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