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Ultimate Slanket - Yellow Stripe

Ultimate Slanket - Yellow Stripe

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In a warm sunshiney yellow that will make you feel cosy just looking at it, this slanket really is the ultimate in sofa relaxation. Now that TVs have remote controls, food can be delivered right to you door and most sensible people communicate through social media rather than in person, there really is no need to leave your sofa. With all that convenience in your life, don't let an inadequate blanket be the thing that lets you down and drives you to get up and be productive to warm up.

We've seen it a thousand times before - the people who are happily watching TV, enjoying the quality programming of something along the lines of 'Close Calls on Camera' before disaster strikes, and Bargain Hunt comes on. They want to reach for the remote but to do so would mean removing their arms from under the blanket, so they are faced with one of the most painful and devastating choices known to humanity - watch tedious television or attempt to slowly inch one arm out of the covers, recoiling in horror as a cold breeze permeates the once cosy haven under the blanket. It's really tragic. When wearing your yellow slanket with white stripes, your arms fit into the sleeves and your feet tuck into the cosy pocket at the bottom of the blanket, meaning that you are prepared for any emergency channel changes and best of all you have your snacking arms free to keep your strength up for all that TV watching.

About The Product

  • Who invented this blanket with sleeves? An absolute genius, in our eyes!
  • Let's pretend it was a man named Steve Slanket. All hail Steve Slanket!
  • Slanket is actually a clever portmanteau of 'Blanket' and 'Sleeves'
  • A portmanteau is a blend of two other words. You just learned something
  • Use 'portmanteau' in a sentence today and look super clever
  • That last syllable is pronounced 'oh', by the way
  • Don't say 'port-mant-eee-aayyyy-ooooo' or you'll embarrass yourself
  • Made from coral fleece
  • Super soft and cosy
  • Has a pocket for your feet on the inside and sleeves
  • Goes on like a blanket, but with liberated arms
  • Life will never be the same again
  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron (ha, like people who wear blankets do ironing!)

What Do You Get?

  • 1 x Ultimate Slanket - Yellow Stripe

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
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