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Give the thief of your heart this fun and sweary cake in a card, which tells it how it is. Bluntly.

The card design features the words "You stole my heart you thieving bastard" in fun, yellow capitals which may or may not make the blow of "thieving bastard" a little lighter. If the cover of this unique card doesn't make them grin from ear to ear, the inside certainly will.

The left side of the card can be personalised with a message of your own. Make it as sweet as you like with tales of how your heart is theirs, how much you love them, and what the world would be like if you hadn't met them that fateful day. 

The right side features two mouth-watering hand-baked cake slices. Moist, fluffy, and created using delicious ingredients, the pieces of cake are sure to go down a treat. You might not even get a look in once your favourite thief lands their eyes on these! Choose from a selection of ten incredible flavours, from Red Velvet to Double Chocolate and Coffee to Carrot. The full list can be found below. 

About this product

  • One for the heart thieves across the land.
  • Choose 2 cake slices from the following: Victoria Sponge, Red Velvet, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Double Chocolate Cake, Coffee Cake, Lemon Cake, Chocolate Jaffa Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Brownie, Caramel Slice. 
  • You can pick the same flavour or 2 different ones.
  • Cakes fit perfectly inside the card. Once removed, card stands as normal card. 
  • Card cover features "You stole my heart you thieving bastard" in yellow capital letters.
  • Personalise with a message, using up to 40 characters, inc. spaces and punctuation.
  • Made from recycled materials; packaging 100% compostable.
  • Brand plants a minimum of 40 trees per month to reduce carbon footprint.
  • Shelf life of 5 days from date of dispatch.
  • Fits through the letterbox.

INGREDIENTS

Victoria Sponge

Margarine (rapeseed oil, palm water, water, salt, emulsifier: e471, e100, e160b, flavouring (contains MILK)), WHEAT flour (calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, raising agents: e450, e500, e341),  sugar, whole free range EGGS, icing sugar, raspberry jam (10%) [contains: glucose-fructose syrup, raspberries, pectin sugar, acids: (e330, e331), preservative e202], icing sugar,  raising agents: e450; e500; e341, dried glucose syrup, vanilla flavouring (water, propylene glycol, caramel sugar syrup, thickening agent: e415, citric acid: e330, preservatives: potassium sorbate, flavour enhancer e636).

Red Velvet

Cake Flour (WHEAT Flour (Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Sugar, Modified Maize Starch, WHEY Powder (MILK), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500i, Emulsifier: Glucose Syrup, E472b, E477, E471, Skimmed MILK Powder, Salt, Colouring: E120), Whole Fresh Free Range EGGS, Rapeseed Oil, Water, Margarine (Vegetable Oils and Fats (Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil), Water, Salt, Colours: Natural Carotenes, Citric Acid), Icing Sugar, Cream Cheese Flavoured Icing (Sugar, Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Water, Cream Cheese Powder (MILK), Natural Flavouring, Stabilisers: E466, E412, Colours: E120, E172, Enzymes), Dark Chocolate Shavings (Cacao Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Anhydrous MILK Fat, Emulsifier: E322 (SOYA), Natural Vanilla Flavouring).

Chocolate Fudge Cake 

SOYA Milk (Water, SOYA Bean, Tricalcium Phosphate, Flavouring, Stabiliser: E418, Vitamin B12, Riboflavin, Vitamin D), Self-Raising Flour (WHEAT Flour (Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Nicotinamide, Thiamine), Raising Agents: E341, E222), Icing Sugar, Margarine (Vegetable Oils and Fats (Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil), Water, Salt, Colours: Natural Carotenes, Citric Acid), Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Sugar, Rapeseed Oil, Dark Chocolate Chips (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: E322 (SOYA), Vanilla Extract), Vanilla Flavour (Water, Propylene Glycol, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Thickener: Xanthan Gum, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate), Baking Powder.

Double Chocolate Cake 

SOYA Milk (Water, SOYA Bean, Tricalcium Phosphate, Flavouring, Stabiliser: E418, Vitamin B12, Riboflavin, Vitamin D), Self-Raising Flour (WHEAT Flour (Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Nicotinamide, Thiamine), Raising Agents: E341, E222), Icing Sugar, Margarine (Vegetable Oils and Fats (Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil), Water, Salt, Colours: Natural Carotenes, Citric Acid), Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Sugar, Rapeseed Oil, Vanilla Flavour (Water, Propylene Glycol, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Thickener: Xanthan Gum, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate), Baking Powder.

Coffee Cake 

Margarine (rapeseed oil, palm water, water, salt, emulsifier: e471, e100, e160b, flavouring (contains MILK)), WHEAT flour (calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, raising agents: e450, e500, e341),  sugar, whole free range EGGS, icing sugar, coffee flavouring (10%) [contains: glucose-fructose syrup, raspberries, pectin sugar, acids: (e330, e331), preservative e202], icing sugar,  raising agents: e450; e500; e341, dried glucose syrup, vanilla flavouring (water, propylene glycol, caramel sugar syrup, thickening agent: e415, citric acid: e330, preservatives: potassium sorbate, flavour enhancer e636).

Lemon Cake 

margarine (rapeseed oil, palm water, water, salt, emulsifier: e471, e100, e160b, flavouring (contains MILK)), WHEAT flour (calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, raising agents: e450, e500, e341),  sugar, whole free range EGGS, icing sugar, Lemon Juice (10%) [contains: glucose-fructose syrup, raspberries, pectin sugar, acids: (e330, e331), preservative e202].

Chocolate Jaffa Cake 

Plain Flour (WHEAT Flour (Iron, Calcium, Thiamine, Niacin)), Vanilla Buttercream (Margarine (Vegetable Oils and Fats (Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil), Water, Salt, Colours: Natural Carotenes, Citric Acid), Icing Sugar, Fondant Sugar, Vanilla Flavouring (Water, Propylene Glycol, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Thickener: E415, Acidity Regulator: E330, Preservative: E202)), Rapeseed Oil, Skimmed MILK, Soft Brown Sugar, Mandarin Filling (Mandarin, Sugar, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Modified Starch, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Acidity Regulator: E331iii, Acid: E330, Gelling Agent: E418, Natural Flavouring, Preservative: E202), Free-Range Whole EGGS, Jaffa Cakes (Glucose-fructose Syrup, Plain Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Butter Oil (MILK), Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: E322 (SOYA), E476, Natural Flavouring), Sugar, Flour (WHEAT Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamine), Whole EGG, Water, Dextrose, Concentrated Orange Juice (8% Orange Juice Equivalent), Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Oils (Sunflower, Palm), Humectant: E422, Gelling Agent: E440, Acid: E330, Raising Agents: Ammonium Bicarbonate, Disodium Diphosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Dried Whole EGG, Acidity Regulator: E331, Natura Orange Flavouring, Colour: E100, Emulsifier: E322 (SOYA)), Dark Brown Sugar, Golden Syrup, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Orange Oil (Natural Orange Flavourings, Orange Oil), White Chocolate (Sugar, Vegetable Oil, WHEY Powder (MILK), WHEAT Flour, Emulsifier: E322 (SOYA), Natural Flavouring), Dark Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: E322(SOYA), Vanilla Extract), Egyptian Orange Colour (Glycerol E422, Propylene Glycol E551, Colours: E104, E155, E129), Baking Powder, Bicarbonate of Soda, Vanilla Flavouring (Water, Propylene Glycol, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Thickener: E415, Acidity Regulator: E330, Preservative: E202), Gol Lustre Spray (Propellants: E943a, E943b, E944, Ethyl Alcohol, Flavouring Colours: E171, E172).

Carrot Cake 

WHEAT flour (calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin, raising agents: e450, e500, e341),  sugar, dried glucose syrup, carrot (14%), rapeseed oil, whole free range EGGS, orange juice (from concentrate), butter (MILK), cinnamon.

Chocolate Brownie 

Sugar, free-range EGG, salted butter (MILK), dark chocolate 14% (cocoa mass, sugar, fat-reduced cocoa powder, emulsifier (sunflower lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring), white chocolate 7% (sugar, whole MILK powder, cocoa butter, skimmed MILK powder, emulsifier (SOYA lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring), milk chocolate 5% (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, whey powder (MILK), skimmed MILK powder, emulsifier (SOYA lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring), fat-reduced cocoa powder, WHEAT flour (calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), dark chocolate 2% (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier (SOYA lecithin), natural vanilla flavouring), raising agent (diphosphates, sodium carbonates, WHEAT flour (calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin)).

Caramel Slice 

Caramel (43%) [sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed MILK, unsalted butter, palm oil, salt, SOYA lecithin] WHEAT flour (calcium, iron, niacin, thiamin), dark chocolate coating (sugar, palm oil, fat reduced cocoa powder, WHEAT flour), margarine (rapeseed oil, palm oil, water, salt, emulsifier: e471, e100, e160b, flavouring), sugar, white chocolate (sugar, vegetable oil, whey powder (MILK), WHEAT flour, emulsifier (e322), natural flavouring)

Product code: avy708

What do you get

  • 1 x Personalised Swearing You Stole My Heart... Cake in a Card.

Reasons to buy

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