Stress Bum

When life's a pain in the arse, squeeze it!

When you’re stressed out there’s no better cure than squeezing a big juicy butt cheek. Holding a bum in your hand and giving it a forceful slap or prod will melt your stress away and leave you feeling zen and relaxed.

It makes a fantastic accessory for your work desk and is robust enough to be squeezed all day long. In the past, if somebody felt like slapping their boss, or attacking a customer, they had to contain their rage. With this juicy butt in their hands they can redirect their aggression and squeeze it to within an inch of its life.