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Silent Alarm Clock

(5 Reviews)
In Stock - Posted out by 4th December


This Silent Alarm Clock is certain to get any lazy bum out of bed. Just burn the wick and stick between the cheeks, ready for a sudden wake up call.*

Make sure you wedge it to the correct hour and lie on your belly, ready for a lovely snooze. Hopefully you don't fart whilst sleeping because that could blow out your alarm clock before the hour of rising... or cause a major fire.

Ideal for colleagues and friends who are always late to work or social events due to oversleeping. 

*Please don't actually do any of the above when receiving this novelty gift.

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About this product

  • Novelty gift for over sleepers.
  • Do not light this candle or stick between butt cheeks.
  • Never leave candles unattended. 
  • Not suitable for children.

Item code: dgp360

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Product reviews

4 5 Star Reviews
0 4 Star Reviews
0 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
1 1 Star Reviews
5 All Reviews

Perfect, delivery on time.

Robert Mills | 02/09/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Funny little joke gift, as described

Emma | 26/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Such a funny and imaginative gift,great for secret Santa.

Kelly Macdonald | 11/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Good laugh

Joseph Lynch | 10/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot


Susan Clarke | 23/11/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

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