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Silent Alarm Clock

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This Silent Alarm Clock is certain to get any lazy bum out of bed. Just burn the wick and stick between the cheeks, ready for a sudden wake up call.*

Make sure you wedge it to the correct hour and lie on your belly, ready for a lovely snooze. Hopefully you don't fart whilst sleeping because that could blow out your alarm clock before the hour of rising... or cause a major fire.

Ideal for colleagues and friends who are always late to work or social events due to oversleeping. 

*Please don't actually do any of the above when receiving this novelty gift.

About this product

  • Novelty gift for over sleepers.
  • Do not light this candle or stick between butt cheeks.
  • Never leave candles unattended. 
  • Not suitable for children.

Product code: dgp360

What do you get

  • 1 x Silent Alarm Clock.

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