Silent Alarm Clock

This Silent Alarm Clock is certain to get any lazy bum out of bed. Just burn the wick and stick between the cheeks, ready for a sudden wake up call.*

Make sure you wedge it to the correct hour and lie on your belly, ready for a lovely snooze. Hopefully you don't fart whilst sleeping because that could blow out your alarm clock before the hour of rising... or cause a major fire.

Ideal for colleagues and friends who are always late to work or social events due to oversleeping. 

*Please don't actually do any of the above when receiving this novelty gift.