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Silent Alarm Clock

(5 Reviews)
£3.99
In Stock - Posted out by 4th December

Overview

This Silent Alarm Clock is certain to get any lazy bum out of bed. Just burn the wick and stick between the cheeks, ready for a sudden wake up call.*

Make sure you wedge it to the correct hour and lie on your belly, ready for a lovely snooze. Hopefully you don't fart whilst sleeping because that could blow out your alarm clock before the hour of rising... or cause a major fire.

Ideal for colleagues and friends who are always late to work or social events due to oversleeping. 

*Please don't actually do any of the above when receiving this novelty gift.

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About this product

  • Novelty gift for over sleepers.
  • Do not light this candle or stick between butt cheeks.
  • Never leave candles unattended. 
  • Not suitable for children.

Item code: dgp360

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Delivery

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Estimated arrival 6-12 business days
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Estimated arrival 3-5 business days
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Product reviews

4 5 Star Reviews
0 4 Star Reviews
0 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
1 1 Star Reviews
5 All Reviews

Perfect, delivery on time.

Robert Mills | 02/09/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Funny little joke gift, as described

Emma | 26/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Such a funny and imaginative gift,great for secret Santa.

Kelly Macdonald | 11/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Good laugh

Joseph Lynch | 10/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Susan Clarke | 23/11/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

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