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Silent Alarm Clock

4 Reviews
Trustpilot 4.5 stars out of 5
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This Silent Alarm Clock is certain to get any lazy bum out of bed. Just burn the wick and stick between the cheeks, ready for a sudden wake up call.*

Make sure you wedge it to the correct hour and lie on your belly, ready for a lovely snooze. Hopefully you don't fart whilst sleeping because that could blow out your alarm clock before the hour of rising... or cause a major fire.

Ideal for colleagues and friends who are always late to work or social events due to oversleeping. 

*Please don't actually do any of the above when receiving this novelty gift.

About this product

  • Novelty gift for over sleepers.
  • Do not light this candle or stick between butt cheeks.
  • Never leave candles unattended. 
  • Not suitable for children.

Item code: dgp360

What do you get

  • 1 x Silent Alarm Clock.

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Low - price guarantee
  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 6:30pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day
Europe Standard
Please note, we no longer sell to EU Countries
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Europe Express
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Worldwide Standard
Estimated arrival 6-12 business days
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Worldwide Express
Estimated arrival 3-5 business days
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4 All Reviews

Funny little joke gift, as described

Emma | 26/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Such a funny and imaginative gift,great for secret Santa.

Kelly Macdonald | 11/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Good laugh

Joseph Lynch | 10/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot


Susan Clarke | 23/11/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

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