£0.00 |  Item
30 day No quibble returns on eveything

Rude Women's Nether Regions Face Towel

Only £9.99
Choose delivery direct to their door
In Stock - Posted out Today
  Delivery Info


Are you ready to succumb to the genius of our novelty fanny face towel? The queen of funny towels, this is the ideal way to keep squeaky clean in every place possible without having to wonder what's been wiped on which side... The ultimate restroom accessory, the face and fanny towel will keep you extremely organised in your cleaning routines and your 'fanny to face transference ratio' at an all-time low. It's also clearly labelled to reduce confusion and make sure no mistakes can occur.

A brilliant gift for any friend who's known for being a clean freak, one of these rude towels is bound to make your recipient and anyone else around laugh. Display a Face Fanny Towel proudly in your bathroom and make your pals giggle when they use the facilities. A highly original gift idea, it's also a girl's best friend at shower time. What's more, this novelty towel can also be used as an emergency flannel for those times when you urgently need to dry off.

Perfectly girly and fabulously pink, take control of your washing regime with a fanny and face towel. No longer will you have to worry about what you might be wiping all over the sensitive areas of your body, just as long as you stick to using each side for the appropriate area. 

About this product

  • Pink on 1 half and white on the other with 'FANNY' and 'FACE' embroidered at opposite ends.
  • Measures approx. 64 cm x 114 cm.
  • Made of soft cotton and can be machine washed on a cool wash.
  • Create a 'his n hers' set with the Arse Face Towel!

Product code: zhe001

What do you get

  • 1 x Fanny Face Towel

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

Product reviews

173 5 Star Reviews
47 4 Star Reviews
4 3 Star Reviews
1 2 Star Reviews
2 1 Star Reviews
227 All Reviews

Bought for Christmas as a humorous gift which was appreciated by the recipient. The product was of a good size though the texture of the material and absorbancy felt of poor quality

Mr AW SCHAEFER | 06/01/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Thickness and quality was disappointing especially for the price but comical value was priceless. Why the prices are different (male/female) is a mystery

Maxine Jones | 29/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Very disappointed, poor quality over priced

Susan Rae | 04/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Can’t wait to see her face when she opens this Christmas Day!!

Julie | 29/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought for my daughter also bought the male one for my son

Karen gowland | 16/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

You Might Also Like

Ball Scratcher
£12.99 Save £1 (7%)
No Bull BS Card Game
£13.99 Save £2 (14%)
Romantic Rewards Scratch Cards
Mk1 Escort RS Blast
14 Locations
Funny People Person Mug
Lemore Lodge Escape
1 Location
Rude I Love Bum Mug