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Porch Pirate Gnome

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Has your dear one been looking for a way to spruce up their lawn? Looking for something out of the ordinary? Gnome more worries for you because we have the perfect thief to carry them away! With our Porch Pirate Gnome, you have the best mate for your garden parties and greetings! 

This Amazon inspired, 9 inch tall, pirate gnome is all that is required to keep your delivery man laughing the next time he comes to drop off that much awaited parcel. Gracing your front lawn or porch with his can-do-ness and every weather-ready boot, this Gnome is here to keep your precious cargo safe!

About this product

  • Gnome-erous good qualities about this guy!
  • Argh-uably the most gnome-torious pirate!
  • Fragile packaging, but a heart of gnome-ld!
  • 9 inches tall.
  • Place him on your porch or as a garden accessory.

Product code: big149

What do you get

  • 1 x Porch Pirate Novelty Gnome.

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Low - price guarantee
  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


  • UK Standard (after production time it will take 2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

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