Office Excuses Decision Dice

Running late for work? Not going to meet the deadline? Take a chance with your next office excuse with this pair of decision dice.

We can't guarantee you'll still have a job by the end of the conversation with your boss, but these chance office excuses will certainly test your storytelling skills. 

There are two dice, one black and one white. The black features the excuse and the white features the object. The possibilities are endless, guaranteeing a brand-new excuse for when the dog (who doesn't exist in the first place) dies from eating too much paper.