Personalised Offensive Nickname Back of Football Shirt Cushion

Got a footie fan in your life who’s a bit of a knob? Whether you love or loathe them, this football shirt cushion will let them know your true thoughts. Why spend your hard earned cash on this dickhead? Because you’ll get a load of laughs from it, and your nickname for them is a term of endearment really, right?

There are six offensive names to choose from. Whether they’re a twat or a prick, we’ve got you covered. Same goes for knobhead, wanker, cunt, and bastard.

The name will be printed at the top of the design in capital letters (just in case they don’t get the hint), followed by a shirt number of your choice. Choose their lucky number, their favoured player’s shirt number, or their unlucky number if you want to be a dick, too.

Choose a shirt colour of your choice. Again, be as kind or cruel as you wish with your selection. We’ve got eight colourways on offer.

They’ll either love you or loathe you after you present this gift. Either way, you’ll certainly get a laugh.