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Personalised Offensive Nickname Back of Football Shirt Cushion

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In Stock - Personalised and posted out by 14th December


Got a footie fan in your life who’s a bit of a knob? Whether you love or loathe them, this football shirt cushion will let them know your true thoughts. Why spend your hard earned cash on this dickhead? Because you’ll get a load of laughs from it, and your nickname for them is a term of endearment really, right?

There are six offensive names to choose from. Whether they’re a twat or a prick, we’ve got you covered. Same goes for knobhead, wanker, cunt, and bastard.

The name will be printed at the top of the design in capital letters (just in case they don’t get the hint), followed by a shirt number of your choice. Choose their lucky number, their favoured player’s shirt number, or their unlucky number if you want to be a dick, too.

Choose a shirt colour of your choice. Again, be as kind or cruel as you wish with your selection. We’ve got eight colourways on offer.

They’ll either love you or loathe you after you present this gift. Either way, you’ll certainly get a laugh.

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About this product

  • This gift is not for the faint-hearted footie fans or those who are easily wound up.
  • Choose 1 of 8 colourways from the following: Red, Blue, Pale Blue, White, Burgundy, Red & White, Gold, Black & White.
  • Choose 1 of 6 offensive nicknames from the following: Twat, Prick, Knobhead, Wanker, Cunt, Bastard.
  • Nickname will appear in capitals across the top of the design.
  • Personalise with a shirt number, using 2 digits.
  • Number will appear in the centre of the design.
  • Design is printed onto a cushion.
  • 100% cotton cover with Polyester filled pad. Invisible zip fastening.
  • Measures 45 x 45 cm.

Item code: had190

Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Low - price guarantee
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


Production time: Up to 3 working days
Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days, after production time
Next Working Day
Next working day, after production time (Order before 12 noon Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day
Worldwide Standard
Estimated arrival 6-12 business days, after production time
Calculated at Checkout

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