"I heard it's going to rain later."
"Did you get stuck in that traffic this morning?"
"How are your thoroughly unremarkable kids?"
"Gosh Marian, I'd LOVE to hear more about your trip to Memphis..."
If all that small talk and office chit-chat makes you roll your eyes and grind your teeth, this road sign mug might just be for you! Featuring a red route symbol and clearly labelled instructions, even the most oblivious acquaintance will surely get the message once they lay eyes on this mug; don't stop at my desk, move the hell along and take your inane prattle with you!
(Unless you're offering a refill, because not even the office grouch can resist the lure of the tea round.)
Product code: fms035