Anti Sarcasm Breath Spray

Us? Sarcastic? Never

If you're used to being cut to the quick on a regular basis by the lowest form of wit (aka 'sarcasm', aka 'awesomeness') then you can gently jibe your witty comrade by buying them a mouth freshener spray that claims to fight against sarcasm. The bright packaging shows the kind of hilarious soundbites that you're used to hearing on a regular basis, while you roll your eyes so hard you might actually find a brain back there.

Really this is a gag gift of course (is that the wrong word to use about something you spray into your mouth?!) and won't actually stop your friend from making their super hilarious comebacks, but should produce a few laughs that aren't actually at your expense, which will make a nice change. Not only that, but this is a genuinely useful little peppermint flavoured mouth freshener spray that the recipient can use to freshen their breath or as a jokey preparation for that big meeting with the boss.

Best of all, your sarcastic friend will definitely be really grateful for this gift and will thank you tons and be indebted to you forever. Oh sorry, I think we need a spritz of that spray ourselves.