Meet the Fanny Fresh PPE Kit – that’s Pussy Pampering Equipment, darling. Because let’s be honest, every queen deserves to keep her crown jewels in tip-top condition. Equal parts practical and hysterical, this essential kit keeps things trimmed, spritzed, and – well – socially acceptable.
Inside you’ll find precision scissors for delicate pruning, a mini spray bottle for your signature spritz (or whatever you dare fill it with), and a nose peg for those moments when you’re getting a bit too... personal.
It’s the perfect combination of laughter and light hygiene – making it an unforgettable hen party favour, a killer Secret Santa surprise, or the ideal cheeky Valentine’s gift. Whether you’re gifting it or giving yourself the giggles, this kit guarantees a clean sweep of comedy gold.
Fresh. Funny. Fabulous. Just how we like it.
Item code: dgp422
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days from £3.99 |
Next Working Day Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday) Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day £4.99 |
