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"Merry Shitmass" Candle

£9.99
In Stock - Posted out by 12th December

Overview

Spread a little festive mischief with this brilliantly cheeky “Merry Shitmass” candle — the perfect way to sum up the season when it all gets a bit… much. Packed with personality and proudly rude, its bold slogan on a sleek amber jar makes it a guaranteed laugh for friends, colleagues or that one person who thrives on Christmas chaos.

The sweet vanilla fragrance adds a cosy, calming vibe — ideal for winding down after battling crowds, wrapping disasters or yet another family WhatsApp meltdown. With around 30 hours of burn time, it keeps the festive snark glowing strong. And once the candle has finished, the jar transforms into a handy tealight holder, meaning your gift keeps giving long after the glitter has settled.

Funny, fragrant and delightfully fed up — it’s the ultimate tongue-in-cheek Christmas treat.

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About this product

  • Bold “Merry Shitmass” vanilla-fragranced candle
  • Amber glass jar that can be reused as a tealight holder
  • Approx. 30-hour burn time
  • Dimensions: 8cm tall, 6.5cm depth
  • Ideal funny Christmas or Secret Santa gift
  • Warm vanilla fragrance adds cosy festive vibes

Item code: fmg5187

Delivery

Production time: Up to 2 working days
Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days, after production time
£4.20

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