Spread a little festive mischief with this brilliantly cheeky “Merry Shitmass” candle — the perfect way to sum up the season when it all gets a bit… much. Packed with personality and proudly rude, its bold slogan on a sleek amber jar makes it a guaranteed laugh for friends, colleagues or that one person who thrives on Christmas chaos.
The sweet vanilla fragrance adds a cosy, calming vibe — ideal for winding down after battling crowds, wrapping disasters or yet another family WhatsApp meltdown. With around 30 hours of burn time, it keeps the festive snark glowing strong. And once the candle has finished, the jar transforms into a handy tealight holder, meaning your gift keeps giving long after the glitter has settled.
Funny, fragrant and delightfully fed up — it’s the ultimate tongue-in-cheek Christmas treat.
Item code: fmg5187
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days, after production time £4.20 |