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Merry Christmas You Cunt - Wanky Candle

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Hope you have a sense of humour! This unique and fun Merry Christmas candle will most definitely get a laugh — and a rude stare — from the right person. The delightful vanilla fragrance will permeate the room as the candle burns, reminding them of the cunt they really are (or not). The wax candle comes in a simple glass jar with our Wanky Candle label. 

Get a laugh from the right friend or coworker with this naughty, nasty Christmas gift. Made for fun and laughs. Don't be a twat about who you send it to! Share the love!

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About this product

  • Unique Christmas Wanky Candle
  • Wonderful vanilla aroma
  • Burn time: 18–20 hours
  • Dimensions: 6.1 cm in diameter, 9.2 cm tall

Item code: ccc003


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