I Bake Because Punching People is Frowned Upon Apron

This fun novelty apron is the perfect gift for angry bakers all around.

If you've ever wondered about the correlation between their excellent baking skills and how much they want to punch someone in the face, you can present them with this apron which they can wear with pride whenever they bake up a storm. Anyone in their immediate vicinity will wonder whose face they want to punch whilst creating cakes of dreams. 

Choose a colour most suited to them and you're guaranteed a practical gift which will spark their dark humour too.