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Grow Your Own Willy

(75 Reviews)
£2.99
In Stock - Posted out by 4th December

Overview

Here at FMAG we pride ourselves on our novelty gifts. They're our speciality, and the Grow Your Own Willy is one gift that is bound to get a giggle and raise more than an eyebrow. Always standing to attention, this wet little soldier won't poke where it isn't wanted, answer back when you say you have a headache, or wake you up in the middle of the night. For those who purely want to look at a willy without the hassle of inevitable sexual contact, this is the present for them.

Simply pop this little todger into water and watch it grow over the next few days up to 600% of its original size. Once out of water, the Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to its original size meaning you can grow it over and over, give it a name, and even make an art installation out of it. Men who feel like they could be better endowed might also appreciate one of these little fellas... or not, as the case may be!

This Grow Your Own Willy is not for sexual use, but that is the refreshing thing about it! The modern version of all those classical statues with tiny appendages, you can use your Grow Your Own Willy for its artistic qualities. Very rarely can you give a willy present with such artistic merit! Perfect for stocking fillers, birthday gifts and hen parties, you could always create a naughty gift basket with one of these and send it to someone who needs a bit of cheering up.

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Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.

Delivery

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£6.99
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Estimated arrival 6-12 business days
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Worldwide Express
Estimated arrival 3-5 business days
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Product reviews

49 5 Star Reviews
22 4 Star Reviews
3 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
1 1 Star Reviews
75 All Reviews

my willy didn't grow kinda skill issue

Owen | 28/12/22 | Collected by Trustpilot

Exactly as described. Perfect for the secret santa gift.

Miss Sadie Readshaw | 15/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great product got it for a joke present for a friend and came on time

Michael | 14/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Brill little stocking filler for those with a sense of humour

Alison greaves | 10/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bit of adult fun with this item

Scott | 01/06/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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