For someone who can't grow their own hairy balls, this pair is a cocktastic gift.
Shapely with quite the girth, the hairy gift is easy to grow - whether it's easier than the real deal, you'll have to be the judge... Simply soak for 6-8 hours, water and wait. You can style the hairy balls however way you wish, whether you prefer them with short stubble or long hairs.
So, remind them to grow a pair and watch how this dirty mound flourishes into a gift worth keeping around.
Product code: dgp352