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Grow Your Own Hairy Balls

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For someone who can't grow their own hairy balls, this pair is a cocktastic gift.

Shapely with quite the girth, the hairy gift is easy to grow - whether it's easier than the real deal, you'll have to be the judge... Simply soak for 6-8 hours, water and wait. You can style the hairy balls however way you wish, whether you prefer them with short stubble or long hairs. 

So, remind them to grow a pair and watch how this dirty mound flourishes into a gift worth keeping around. 

About this product

  • A great gift for rude gardeners. 
  • Easy to grow. 
  • Water and trim to your liking.
  • Ideal for Secret Santa and stocking fillers.

Product code: dgp352

What do you get

  • 1 x Grow Your Own Hairy Balls.

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
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  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


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