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Grow Your Own Girlfriend

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Grow Your Own Girlfriend

Failing to find love? Beginning to think that the girl of your dreams doesn't exist? Eliminate the need for a real woman with our Grow Your Own Girlfriend kit. It's a lot easier to convince this hot babe to go out with you and you shouldn't have too many problems keeping her happy either. She won't obsessively clean, she won't nag, and won't try to make you watch trashy tv with her. She'll just sit patiently in the corner waiting for you to pay her some attention.

There's a fair few things that a real girlfriend will refuse to tolerate. However, if you grow a girlfriend then you open up a world of possibilities. Want to spend all Sunday sitting in your pants watching the football? Do it. Fancy going down the pub with the lads on Saturday night? Not a problem. Feel like gaming all night? Go for it, she really won't mind. It's the ultimate fuss free relationship for the man who can't seem to find the right lady.

Sure, this grow your own girlfriend might only be 6 cm tall at the moment, but pop her in some room temperature water and she'll soon be up to 600% larger than her original size. She'll begin growing in a few hours and be fully grown in around 3 days. If you ever feel like it's time to take a break, simply remove her from the water and she'll soon shrink. A hilarious secret Santa or novelty gift for men of all ages, our Grow Your Own Girlfriend is the perfect partner.

About the product

  • 6 cm tall and can expand up to 600% her original size!
  • Grows up when you place her in room temperature water.
  • Fun novelty gift for anyone who lacks luck with the ladies.
  • Shrinks slowly back to her original size when taken out of water.
  • Can be grown again and again, just return back into water.
  • Non-toxic.

What do you get?

  • 1 x Grow Your Own Girlfriend

Irresistible reasons to buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: dgp010

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Really great delivery and it came in tact however when my friend used it, it didn’t fully work the first time but apart from that really happy with it

Would definitely recommend. Makes the perfect secret Santa or funny present. This product is very easy to use and is very entertaining.

Very funny gift for my secret santa, and arrived on time. Packaging was good, and I thought it was good value for money. Thank you

Great product for my secret Santa. Hermes attempted delivery at 8pm when my office was closed. Called customer services and they arranged early delivery for the next day! Excellent service.

Amazing gift, packing came a bit damaged but that would be due to posting, but yeah, awesome site. Definitely would be advising friends and family to use.

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