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Grow Your Own Girlfriend

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Overview

Failing to find love? Beginning to think that the girl of your dreams doesn't exist? Eliminate the need for a real woman with our Grow Your Own Girlfriend kit. It's a lot easier to convince this hot babe to go out with you and you shouldn't have too many problems keeping her happy either. She won't obsessively clean, she won't nag, and won't try to make you watch trashy tv with her. She'll just sit patiently in the corner waiting for you to pay her some attention.

There's a fair few things that a real girlfriend will refuse to tolerate. However, if you grow a girlfriend then you open up a world of possibilities. Want to spend all Sunday sitting in your pants watching the football? Do it. Fancy going down the pub with the lads on Saturday night? Not a problem. Feel like gaming all night? Go for it, she really won't mind. It's the ultimate fuss free relationship for the man who can't seem to find the right lady.

Sure, this grow your own girlfriend might only be 6 cm tall at the moment, but pop her in some room temperature water and she'll soon be up to 600% larger than her original size. She'll begin growing in a few hours and be fully grown in around 3 days. If you ever feel like it's time to take a break, simply remove her from the water and she'll soon shrink. A hilarious secret Santa or novelty gift for men of all ages, our Grow Your Own Girlfriend is the perfect partner.

About this product

  • 6 cm tall and can expand up to 600% her original size!
  • Grows up when you place her in room temperature water.
  • Fun novelty gift for anyone who lacks luck with the ladies.
  • Shrinks slowly back to her original size when taken out of water.
  • Can be grown again and again, just return back into water.
  • Non-toxic.

Product code: dgp010

What do you get

  • 1 x Grow Your Own Girlfriend

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.

Delivery

  • UK Standard - Dispatched same working day (1-4 working days) (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Unfortunately, the following are not available for this item: Europe and Worldwide deliveries.

Product reviews

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26 4 Star Reviews
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90 All Reviews

Both gifts were Secret santa presents ?? ?

Claudette Johnson | 05/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great gift

Mr Anthony Thomas | 17/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Waiting for reaction when i give it out but it had me in stitches when i saw it advertised ... hope the receiver likes it

NN | 13/12/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great gag gift! My friend thoroughly enjoyed it!

Esha | 30/05/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

As described worth buying for a giggle

Vanessa | 13/12/18 | Collected by Trustpilot

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