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Grow Your Own Boobs

(118 Reviews)
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Know a man who wishes he had his own personal pair of breasts to fondle? The perfect present for a man who'd much rather stare at a pair than watch TV, our Grow Your Own Boobs are a great novelty gift for all occasions. Slip some in his stocking and see his face light up when he realised what they are! He'll be pleased as punch to own a pair of these wobblies that he can stare at all he likes and not get a slap for it.

Or perhaps you have a flat-chested friend who is always moaning that she wants bigger boobs. Women can have the pleasure of the Love Pillows they've always wanted with the Grow Your Own Breasts. Just place them in water and watch them expand! They can grow up to 600% their original size and will shrink back again when out of water. It's the perfect gag gift for a woman with a great sense of humour.

Always pert, these fun jugs will never sag with age unless they dry out, in which case they will shrink back to their original size. Luckily you can just rehydrate them again and again and regrow these voluptuous breasts to your hearts content. 100% gravity resistant and a lot of fun, our Grow Your Own Tits are a brilliant novelty gift for the office secret Santa or for a teenage boy.

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About this product

  • Grow up to 600% their original size when immersed in water!
  • Non-toxic.
  • Can be grown again and again and will shrink back to their original size out of water.
  • 4.5 cm x 1.5 cm x 2 cm before growth.

Item code: dgp013

Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days
from £3.99
Next Working Day
Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day

Product reviews

79 5 Star Reviews
32 4 Star Reviews
2 3 Star Reviews
1 2 Star Reviews
4 1 Star Reviews
118 All Reviews

They were bought for a laugh & yes, we laughed. However, complete waste of money. We followed the instructions but nothing happened. So the joke was on me really.

customer | 17/02/23 | Collected by Trustpilot

Ideal gift for secret santa

Jacky plumb | 15/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Did exactly what I wanted it to do... give everyone a good laugh. Went down a storm

Helen | 03/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Do not bother buying this product. I bought it as a funny stocking filler for my husband. The boobs hardly expanded and were a complete waste of money. I suppose you get what you pay for :(

Lorraine | 30/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

exactly as advertised

Ajay | 19/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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