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Calm Your Tits and Put the Kettle On Cushion

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If there's a person who stresses about every little thing until the kettle's boiled, this funny cushion is the daily wakeup call they need to destress and live life on the calm side.

The calming cushion features a zen blue colour with "Calm Your Tits and Put The Kettle On" in white capital letters with a kettle outline above the saying. 

So, when they're getting more and more stressed as the day goes on, this fun cushion will not only remind them to pop the kettle on for a brew but is sure to make them laugh too. And as they say, laughter is the best medicine!

About this product

  • For the stressed tea and coffee lovers everywhere.
  • "Calm Your Tits And Put The Kettle On" is fixed text along with kettle motif.
  • Design in white against blue backdrop.
  • Cushion is white with feature printed on the front. 
  • 100% cotton cover with polyester filled pad and invisible zip fastening. 
  • Measures approx. 45 x 45 cm. 

Product code: had169

What do you get

  • 1 x Calm Your Tits And Put The Kettle On Cushion.

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  • UK Standard (after production time it will take 2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 12 noon Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

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