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Calm Your Tits and Put the Kettle On Mug

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Perfect for when everything is getting on top of you, with our ‘Calm Your Tits and Put the Kettle On’ Mug just stick the kettle on, make a brew and enjoy some downtime.

Guaranteed to raise a smile, this mug offers a funny twist on the well known ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ slogan. Serves as an excellent reminder that sometimes all that’s needed is to take a deep breath and calm your tits!

This ceramic mug features the marvellous mantra in white against a vibrant blue background.

Gather the strength to carry on after enjoying a nice calming cuppa from this humorous mug. A great little gift for any occasion.

About this product

  • Great gift for anyone needing a laugh to help with the stress of life!
  • Features ‘Calm Your Tits and Put the Kettle On’ slogan in white against a blue background
  • Made from ceramic
  • Hand wash only
  • Do not place in microwave
  • Measures approx. 12 cm x 9.5 cm x 8 cm

Product code: fmc995

What do you get

  • 1 x Calm Your Tits and Put the Kettle On Mug

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  • UK Standard (after production time it will take 2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 12 noon Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

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