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Calm Your Tits and Eat Cake Mug

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Tea and cake with this awesome ‘Calm Your Tits and Eat Cake’ Mug is the perfect antidote to a testing day!

Maybe your boss is driving you crazy or maybe the dog has been sick in your shoe… Whatever the trauma, enjoy a calming cuppa and a slice of cake and all will be right with the world again!

This ceramic mug features the superb slogan in white against a bright pink background.

Guaranteed to raise a smile, this delightful mug offers some fantastic worldly advice!

About this product

  • Feel better after a tough day with this smile inducing, feel good mug & a slice of cake!
  • Features a ‘Calm Your Tits and Eat Cake’ slogan in white against a bright pink background
  • Made from ceramic.
  • Hand wash only.
  • Do not place in microwave.
  • Measures approx. 12 cm x 9.5 cm x 8 cm.

Product code: fmc996

What do you get

  • 1 x Calm Your Tits and Eat Cake Mug

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Low - price guarantee
  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


  • UK Standard (after production time it will take 2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 12 noon Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

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