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Funny Diet Cutlery

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Overview

Looking for joke gifts for someone who is always on the latest dieting craze? This set of Funny Diet Cutlery features a knife with half a blade, a spoon with a hole in the middle and a fork with the prongs cut to stumps! This novelty cutlery makes a hilarious stocking filler or Birthday gifts for men or women and will cause much hilarity.

No pills, no exercising, just a ridiculously pointless and difficult way to eat your meals! Shed weight, not your sense of humour, with our Funny Diet Cutlery!

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About this product

  • Made of plastic
  • It measures approx 8.5 cm x 2.2 cm x 3.9 cm
  • Fun retro packaging
  • A novelty item. Not intended for actual use!

Item code: dgp231

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Product reviews

17 5 Star Reviews
7 4 Star Reviews
4 3 Star Reviews
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28 All Reviews

Really liked the joke aspect of it

Jean Martin | 20/05/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Good secret santa

Teresa | 08/12/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Cutlery is funny but the box design is awful.

Carol Tewkesbury | 20/11/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great little joke gift.

Sam | 04/01/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Plastic. ??

Ann | 27/12/18 | Collected by Trustpilot

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