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Don't You Expletive Dare Mug

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Overview

Desk-usting Behaviour

Let me paint a little picture for you: you've arranged your office desk just the way you like it. It's your thoughtfully created working space - your own personal haven, if you will. Perhaps there's a pot plant in one corner. Perhaps a picture of your kids or you and your mate dressed up. Maybe a tastefully arranged knick knack or two. We're just guessing here. The details don't matter. What DOES matter, though, is the way your colleague sees fit to come up to your desk with no prior warning and dump literally armfuls of random stuff all over your desk. Things that require your urgent attention. Things that take up not only desk space but head space. Things that, quite frankly, cut into your precious 'me time'.

Honestly, if that colleague wouldn't keep giving you work to do, this would be a great place to work. So how can you stop them? Well you could try putting barbed wire around the perimeter, or buying an attack weasel to patrol your desk, but there is a simpler solution...

Simply place this funny office mug strategically in the middle of your desk and hope that they get the hint. It doesn't mince words, warning baldly: 'Don't you f*cking dare put another thing on my desk' (with no * - it actually says the actual naughty word!) I mean, if that doesn't put a stop to their selfish behaviour then nothing will. Except maybe the attack weasel.

About this product

  • Great Secret Santa office gift
  • Enjoy making a statement in the office
  • Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher
  • Standard size mug measuring approx. 12 x 9.5 x 8 cm
  • Please note that the actual text on the mug is not censored

Product code: fms050

What do you get

  • 1 x Don't You F*cking Dare Mug

Delivery

  • UK Standard - Dispatched same working day (1-4 working days) (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

Product reviews

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8 All Reviews

Nice product

mirela | 31/03/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Very funny, great choice for an office colleague that can take a joke!!

Kerry | 04/01/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

perfect secret santa gift

Alex | 03/01/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought as a secret Santa for a work colleague & suits her to a tee!!

Colleen | 20/12/18 | Collected by Trustpilot

Brilliant gift for those over worked and underpaid. :)

Carol | 30/11/18 | Collected by Trustpilot

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