Do I Look Like a F*cking People Person Cushion

A hilarious cushion that will be right at home in the house of your least people-friendly mate. In fact, they can't stand people so much that the giftee will be the only one who can appreciate this straight-to-the-point gift. 

Perhaps this would make the perfect gift for your colleague who is stony silent and rolls their eyes every time the phone rings. At least they would be comfortable in their office chair whilst they force the charm in their voice. 

A fun gift for any occasion that can act as a shield against having to speak to someone in a false chirpy voice.