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Cuntalocin - Joke Pills

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Overview

Need a gift that says it all? Cuntalocin is the ultimate dose of reality, served with a side of savage humour. This hilarious fake prescription box contains two blister packs of mint-flavoured fake ‘pills’ and a customisable panel where you can list five personal reasons why the recipient deserves their prescription.

Whether it’s for a birthday, a work farewell, or just a well-earned reality check, this laugh-out-loud gift is guaranteed to get a reaction. Will they laugh? Will they fight? Either way, it's a risk worth taking.

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About this product

  • Realistic Packaging – Mimics real medication for extra comedy value.
  • Contents – 2 blister packs with 30 peppermint-flavoured mints in total.
  • Dimensions – Approx. 10cm x 6cm x 2cm (box size).
  • Age Suitability – Recommended for ages 16+ due to adult humour.

Item code: dgp416

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